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Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
this will make ya'll laugh.

i picked the girls up from school and Kaela says "i can name santa's reindeer" I said "oh yeah. lets here it." She says "Prancer, dancer and Luke sky walker." lol WTF? Which one of these things is not like the other? One of these things just doesn't belong. lol
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sounds good lol :D
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
this will make ya'll laugh.

i picked the girls up from school and Kaela says "i can name santa's reindeer" I said "oh yeah. lets here it." She says "Prancer, dancer and Luke sky walker." lol WTF? Which one of these things is not like the other? One of these things just doesn't belong. lol
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LOLOL

Gotta watch out for them Ninja Jedi Reindeer! :)
 
She forgot Vomit and Stupid, Dumber and Spittin'...and do you recall the most famous reindeer of all...Luke Skywalker the Red Nosed Jedi Reindeer
 
When I started working mobile security patrols I locked myself out of the car twice one week. Remember I'm getting in and out 70-80 times a night. So I started carrying the spare key in my sock held in place by my Hitec magnums. We ( SWMBO) now carry the spare key to the other's car on each others keys.
The other thing that amazes me is when you buy a new car you get given a small plate on the key ring with the cars ignition number on it so if you loose the keys you can identify the ignition to the dealer to get a replacement key. But what do people do with that plate ? leave it on the key ring so when you misplace the keys you misplace the plate.
Carl
 
Those old school reindeer are gettn up in age. Donder has swine flu, Blitzen broke a hip and is on workers comp and Rudolph has to take blue pills to get his nose up to full brightness. With all these new young reindeer it will be a miracle if Christmas is on time. No work ethic you know.
 
RANT ALERT!!

I do heating and air...had to got thur 4 years of classes on top of OTJ training(slave work) plus aleast 8 hours of training a week to learn my trade.

I just left a house and was basicly cussed out because I was "stealing". Guy said my companys price was to high. He said "you drive into a nice development, see a Land Rover in the drive, and nice things inside and see $ " I explained to him my company is flat rate, same price all the time no matter where when or how service is preformed. Our warrenty is just like RAT no bullshit bend over backwards warrenty( its not lifetime but might as well be).

I almost wanted to say whatever I don't need your buisness but I do I work for commision and works been slow. I threw in a $200 service if he did 3/4 of work full price he agreed but wasn't happy.

I did the work got my check thanked him for his buisness and walked to my truck chain-smoked 3 cigs and screamed the most primal scream I could come up with and just had to get this off my chest...

Sorry

RANT ENDED
 
darkwaters said:
RANT ALERT!!

I do heating and air...had to got thur 4 years of classes on top of OTJ training(slave work) plus aleast 8 hours of training a week to learn my trade.

I just left a house and was basicly cussed out because I was "stealing". Guy said my companys price was to high. He said "you drive into a nice development, see a Land Rover in the drive, and nice things inside and see $ " I explained to him my company is flat rate, same price all the time no matter where when or how service is preformed. Our warrenty is just like RAT no bullshit bend over backwards warrenty( its not lifetime but might as well be).

I almost wanted to say whatever I don't need your buisness but I do I work for commision and works been slow. I threw in a $200 service if he did 3/4 of work full price he agreed but wasn't happy.

I did the work got my check thanked him for his buisness and walked to my truck chain-smoked 3 cigs and screamed the most primal scream I could come up with and just had to get this off my chest...

Sorry

RANT ENDED
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i remember days like that when I was self empolyed... I got to the point I was so busy I had to turn work away, and when I had to deal with a customer like that I would tell him to calm down and I would adjust the bill... and I always did... add $100 troublesome customer fee... :)

Man, I will tell you what... when reading what he said, the first reply that came to MY mind was "Oh you have a Ranger Rover too, I need to add a zero to that bill....."

:D
 
MrCoffee said:
i remember days like that when I was self empolyed... I got to the point I was so busy I had to turn work away, and when I had to deal with a customer like that I would tell him to calm down and I would adjust the bill... and I always did... add $100 troublesome customer fee... :)

Man, I will tell you what... when reading what he said, the first reply that came to MY mind was "Oh you have a Ranger Rover too, I need to add a zero to that bill....."

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The bad thing is guys got temp tags on the LR, wife was on the phone whole time, kid was playing his PS3, while the maids were cleaning the huge house, and they were about to get the house forclosed! I can't belive this crap people are givin so many chance to screw up their allready bad credit, while I bust my ass 60 hours aweek for $400 dollars and can't get aproved for a damn used car because I don't have enough credit! The system has failed !!!!!!
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
this will make ya'll laugh.

i picked the girls up from school and Kaela says "i can name santa's reindeer" I said "oh yeah. lets here it." She says "Prancer, dancer and Luke sky walker." lol WTF? Which one of these things is not like the other? One of these things just doesn't belong. lol
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That just makes me smile :D
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
this will make ya'll laugh.

i picked the girls up from school and Kaela says "i can name santa's reindeer" I said "oh yeah. lets here it." She says "Prancer, dancer and Luke sky walker." lol WTF? Which one of these things is not like the other? One of these things just doesn't belong. lol
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Now that's just puke-my-guts-out adorable! :D:thumbup:
 
It is too funny, and is the hit of my office.... just had to spread that around..... LOTS of smiles from it... :D
 
Ive had exams and have not been able to frequent the forums as much lately. Whats the deal with the Do not buy our knives... Sticky thread??? Just Curious

RP #125
 
Some a-hole went on a rant and the Jeff did. Jeffs rant was at least adult like, the other guy threw a childish temper tantrum. I think the issue is taken care of.
 
lol ok just curious thanks darkwaters, since i dont watch soaps i had to catch up on my RAT drama lol.
 
Wasn't really drama.

Its frickin cold wind chill in 20s my face burns! Wish I could wear a ski mask but was working outside a kids gym and probably gotten cops called on me, then I'd have to put a sign in my yard.
 
darkwaters said:
Wasn't really drama.

Its frickin cold wind chill in 20s my face burns! Wish I could wear a ski mask but was working outside a kids gym and probably gotten cops called on me, then I'd have to put a sign in my yard.
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HAHAHA! "mama there was a guy in a mask outside the gym today....it was so scary. and when he bent over you could see his butt." lol :p
 
I could spit fire right now! That p.o.s. Eng prof gave me a 55 on my essay i spent all that time on. He said i didn't fulfill the requirements of the paper and he couldn't give me a passing grade.
 
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