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my sense of humor is just not coming through today.....
 
Here is something funny... Quotes from Al Gore, :confused:

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

-- Vice President Al Gore

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

-- Vice President Al Gore

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

-- Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

-- Vice President Al Gore

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

-- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

-- Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow."

-- Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

-- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."

-- Vice President Al Gore
 
Tony, I think humor should be such that it is recognized without the smilies :D :D :D
 
texastonydobbs said:
I agree yet between testosterone & hyper sensitivite arm chair commandoes on keyboards, smilies just make it easier to see the funnies :D
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Must be southern comedy, we all up here sometimes think too fast and the funny stuff goes right over our heads, oh yeah:D
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
Beaver needs her tonsils out. :( She's not sick and they're almost touching.
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Sorry to hear that.
Since you brought the subject up, SWMBO's granddaughter's tonsiles were in a similar condition. Her mother called the doctor and said that they were so swolen that they were "touching her vulva".:eek:
After the doctor stopped laughing he said "I really doubt they are that swolen".:D "Perhaps you mean UVULA?":D
 
protourist said:
Sorry to hear that.
Since you brought the subject up, SWMBO's granddaughter's tonsiles were in a similar condition. Her mother called the doctor and said that they were so swolen that they were "touching her vulva".:eek:
After the doctor stopped laughing he said "I really doubt they are that swolen".:D "Perhaps you mean UVULA?":D
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THAT is funny.
 
protourist said:
Sorry to hear that.
Since you brought the subject up, SWMBO's granddaughter's tonsiles were in a similar condition. Her mother called the doctor and said that they were so swolen that they were "touching her vulva".:eek:
After the doctor stopped laughing he said "I really doubt they are that swolen".:D "Perhaps you mean UVULA?":D
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It's snowing out. I've done everything I could to stay inside the entire day. Yet, my FIL called and wants me to fill a spot in the boat tomorrow and try to kill some ducks and geese and I instantly start getting my gear out. Am I an idiot?
 
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