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Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
WTF is wrong w/ my parents? They're flying down for spring break. They want to take the kids to Sea World for a night. My dad says "So we're just taking the big girls right?" Ummm Hell no! You take them all or you don't take any of them! You're not leaving the Beav out b/c you chose not to try to have a relationship with her b/c we moved! What a douche nozzel.
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:D so I'll take Beav that Weekend ?
 
So winter has finally delt a serious blow. A few days ago a water line in the pump house froze but did not bust. Last Sat. I went to a party & stayed out pretty late. I went to bed at 3:00 a.m. Sunday. I awoke at 5:30 to no water. I went out to check the lines & one busted & had been spraying water under the house the whole night. We have a pretty old house with a crawlspace. there was about 4" deep water as far as I could see under the house. So after cursing & turning off the water I finally tried to figure out how to fix it. My brother in law came over with a sump pump. after about an hour we had enough water to check the damage. The damaged pipe was under a sidewalk next to the house & runs from the pump house to the main house. So long story short we have a temp line sitting on top of the ground insulated & heated with heat tape until the snow melts & we can make a permanent fix. Ahhh the joys of winter.
 
phew. i just machete'd the christmas tree. i wish i could have used the junglas machete, maybe next year. but the tree looks quite funny. much like a big toothpick.
 
I just FREAKED out on the people that live behind us. I have 3 dogs. A beagle, a pitbull/sheppard mix and a min pin/ chihuahua mix. They have some ratty dog that ALWAYS barks and lunges at the fence if my kids or my dogs are outside. So I go out to yell at my dogs to stop barking bc their dog is outside. I bring the 2 big dogs in and the min pin wouldn't come. 2 mins later he shows up at the door SOAKED and covered in mud. I walked out and checked and the ground was wet but nothing else. So I waited by the door. Don't you know those f'ers throw a big gulp sized cup of water over the fence at my pitbull! Stop the bus folks! I don't take that shit. I fling the door open and started screaming before I even got to where our yards meet. I will be having another chat with their parents!
 
texastonydobbs said:
can't we all just get along....

I just hurl dead carcasses at my neighbors if they give me the business
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A little off topic but oh well,

This one guy I knew would go hunting and and every now and then when he would kill one he would give it to a friend of his, the local barber. I'm sitting in the barber's chair one day and the guy walks in. The guy after taking a seat looks at the barber and says,
"hey patrick did you enjoy that deer I left you".
barber, "No I don't think I ever got it"
guy, "you sure this was about a week or two back"
barber, " I never saw it, where did you leave it"
guy, "next to the brick walk, you couldn't have missed it"

The barber gets thinking a little bit, and says, "at which house"
guy, "your house, the one on top of the hill"
barber, "My new house or the old one?"
guy, "what new one"
barber, "I sold my old house last year and moved down to 123 cranberry lane a few months ago (not real addy)"
guy, "oh..."



So the guy ended up leaving a dead deer carcass at an unsuspecting house thinking he was giving it to a friend.
 
I had a customer make me mad and I got him good. he drove a work van, tool bins,like a plumber or electrian.... well we had some road kill just waiting for a day like this,while the guy was in the yard looking for parts, I place unsuspected dead rotten gut splattered carcass in van...not just in one drawer either in the TX summer heat ,whoa I bet she was ripe in just a few hours.... LOL :thumbup:
I did something similar to a Temp worker but to hard to expalin w/o me looking bad LOL :D
 
texastonydobbs said:
I had a customer make me mad and I got him good. he drove a work van, tool bins,like a plumber or electrian.... well we had some road kill just waiting for a day like this,while the guy was in the yard looking for parts, I place unsuspected dead rotten gut splattered carcass in van...not just in one drawer either in the TX summer heat ,whoa I bet she was ripe in just a few hours.... LOL :thumbup:
I did something similar to a Temp worker but to hard to expalin w/o me looking bad LOL :D
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:eek: I'm glad we get a long and I never threw up in your truck.
 
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