Anything goes three...The trifecta of stoopid goes on.

i don't use the rubber sleeve on my wii controller anyway. then again, the only games i play on it are super mario and legend of zelda - not a whole lot of wild controller swinging required...or maybe i'm used to playing with knives and have the death grip well practiced. i had an officemate with a week-old big screen tv got smashed with a wii controller by his cousin though!
 
I read it aloud as I typed it. She said I was an asshole and then laughed.

Clif's Notes:

Wife convinced me to buy a Wii. I said I'd hook it up if she'd watch the puppy. She gets on phone yapping with friend. Dog chews Wii silicone cover doo-dad to bits within 2 feet of her. I did not shout. I said "True or false, you were "watching" the dog?" She said "True". Yet it was still my fault somehow. :D Women. Can't live with em, can't.....I'm out of plastic bags and lime. And I lent out my shovel.

and while the dog is chewing stuff up, you just goto bed, close and lock the door, and she'll get the hint :)
 
we were out mountain biking earlier today (in 17 deg f weather :eek: the state park entrance is right next to a small airport - cessna type small planes only) and while resting on the parking lot we suddenly started seeing cop cars with full on lights coming up towards us...i almost ran back into the woods and went into escape and evade mode :eek: then i realized i have no outstanding warrants as far as i know :D

a minute or two later 3-5 fire trucks, 3 ambulances and more rescue vehicles started passing-by us. turns out a cessna tried to take off but couldn't and ended up crashing. pilot (broke both legs and in critical condition) and passenger (minor scratches) got stuck inside. i thought...if only they had an esee-5.

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the almost irony is the plane is in the business of spreading the ashes of those who passed away over hiking areas, ocean, etc. whatever is in the deceased's will.
 
and while the dog is chewing stuff up, you just goto bed, close and lock the door, and she'll get the hint :)

bedroom...bed...locked door...almost there! i'd guilt her into getting some extra nookie :D
 
bedroom...bed...locked door...almost there! i'd guilt her into getting some extra nookie :D

course too, if it's her job to watch the dog, and something disappears, that's the dog's fault ;) good way to hide something for hours or days. the dog did it;) yay. awesome!

"sorry honey, the dog ate your pillow while it was your turn to dog-watch. too bad. well, gotta get some rest, goodnite!"
 
JV3 when I was a kid I saw the local dentist nose-dive the flight club plane into a corn field. It flipped over on its top, and slid about 50 yards or so. He climbed out the window before it was even to a complete stop. Not a scratch on him. It was unbelievable.
 
Ekdrm2d1 if you read this, I apologize for getting your ESEE underwear thread locked. It seems "useless thread" has become quite relative. :D
 
when i got up to come home yesterday it was 13 degrees out.
when I got up this morning it was 59.
the high tomorrow is 32 and the low tomorrow is supposed to be 8.
that ain't right.
2nd chance season opens at 7 AM on Saturday.
at 8 degrees the deer won't move. :(
 
when i got up to come home yesterday it was 13 degrees out.
when I got up this morning it was 59.
the high tomorrow is 32 and the low tomorrow is supposed to be 8.
that ain't right.
2nd chance season opens at 7 AM on Saturday.
at 8 degrees the deer won't move. :(

Somebody's been opening and closing the freezer door! :) Make sure you keep that cold weather up there, we don't need it down here in Texas! It's supposed to get to 70 today, great outdoor weather!

If the deer won't move, you can just sneak up to them and slit their throats with your knife, right? :D
 
Been without a computer for most of the holidays. Borrowing one right now just to check out and see what has been going on. I will be more regular when my computer is fixed.
 
Somebody's been opening and closing the freezer door! :) Make sure you keep that cold weather up there, we don't need it down here in Texas! It's supposed to get to 70 today, great outdoor weather!

If the deer won't move, you can just sneak up to them and slit their throats with your knife, right? :D
not too sneaky slogging through the mud after everything melted, but almost got one with my truck this morning!
 
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