Anything goes three...The trifecta of stoopid goes on.

A nice lady waded through the snow to come to the door tonight for the US Dept of Health and Human Services taking the "59% of people used alcohol before age 16" statistics. It took me about 30 mins and paid $30 cash for taking the survey on the laptop.

The lady is paid hourly and after she's done with her houses, she's done being paid. So if she has 30 houses at 3 minutes each and they all say "get lost" she gets paid only for those hours. If people take the survey, she is on the clock for that time.

So the wife and I are taking our $30 cash-ola each, getting her more hours and I made a pot of joe for us and the nice lady.

Now the question is do I spend the $30 on hookers or blow? :D
 
spend it on pixie sticks - you'll get a cubic metric buttload of them and get pretty much the same effect as from $30 worth of blow -- but you can repurpose the packaging to make fire straws... (it works even better is you mix in some finely crushed no-doze with the pixie dust) :)
 
LeeCZ said:
That's not much blow, but the hooker should be top notch! ;)

I wish I could get $30 for just doing a quick survey.... :grumpy:
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Have you ever drank/smoked/smoked pot/had sex with a farm animal/stole over $50/been admitted for mental illness?

How old were you the first time you drank/smoked/smoked pot/had sex with a farm animal/stole over $50/been admitted for mental illness?

When was the last time you drank/smoked/smoked pot/had sex with a farm animal/stole over $50/been admitted for mental illness?

Thank you, here is your $30.
 
Gentlemen, put on your learning caps

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X you have 1000 posts! Give some stuff away!



And my real reason for posting...


I am so bored that thinking about clubbing kittens and drowning baby seals isn't improving my mood any. Guess I could re-clean my guns and re-sharpen all my knives or something. We're getting snowed in again too by the looks of it. Been snowing and blowing all day. Oh well maybe I'll go outside and play in the snow with the tractor for a while.
 
I'm hoping the weather man is wrong -- he's only calling for 2-4" of snow here but a lot of freezing rain. I'd rather have another 8" of the white stuff to push around with my tractor.
 
rocketbomb said:
X you have 1000 posts! Give some stuff away!



And my real reason for posting...


I am so bored that thinking about clubbing kittens and drowning baby seals isn't improving my mood any. Guess I could re-clean my guns and re-sharpen all my knives or something. We're getting snowed in again too by the looks of it. Been snowing and blowing all day. Oh well maybe I'll go outside and play in the snow with the tractor for a while.
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Damn just saw your post now. I'm going to see what I can do for the Chat regulars
 
bronchitis sucks.
I feel like I've been hit in the chest with a shovel.
 
1066vik said:
bronchitis sucks.
I feel like I've been hit in the chest with a shovel.
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Join the club! Im stuck at home with my 2 year old who has croup. Even if im not on the ambulance im still taking care of sick people lol. Oh well, at least my son is a bad ass and playing through it.:D
 
all this waiting sucks! expected delivery of my upper receiver is monday, still no shipping info on the handguard.
 
Evan Williams honey bourbon is magic!
10 seconds in the microwave to heat it up, breathe the fumes to clear your sinuses, then swallow the shot so the honey can soothe your throat.
medicinal -- HONEST!!!! (it also cuts through the phlegm and doubles as an anesthetic...)
 
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