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so, what you do is start taking hourly doses of melatonin, and also start mainlining ambien, esp snorting it, and mixing it directly with alcohol. you'll develop a tolerance quickly... so you have to increase the dose, and fight the effect until you actually start having waking hallucinations 
THEN you are ready to being your walrus shaving...

THEN you are ready to being your walrus shaving...