Are you a Bladeforums addict?

Paracelsus,
There is no contradiction here. My knife buying is very controlled and focused.
This darn place is Habbit Forming. I'm addicted. A man must know his limitations and his weakness's.

OH! Before I forget, let's forget about this shooting me in the head idea, I've changed my mind.
 
I've tried to quit. The hypnosis and the patch didn't work so I'm going to try buying so many knives that it makes me sick.....ya I think that will work.

rk

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As for me and my house...

Joshua 24:15

 
You all need to remember the first step to recovery is to admit to us and yourself that you have a problem.

Of course I'll never have to. I'm not like the rest of you. I can handle it.

My mommy always told me to be strong.

John Yeackley

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Darn PhilL,

I already put out the contract on you. And as you know, those kind of agreements are hard to back out of once you've committed. You better start praying.

rkellog,

Maybe you didn't get the right kind of patch. I've got a patch knife on order from Dan Winkler that I'm hoping does the trick for me.

Paracelsus
 
Speaking of Senior Members...

When did I become one?

I have only been here a month!

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John
 
Yeah I'm addicted but at least it's not lonely. If I completely by myself with a pile of pocket knives I would be worried. I'm happy toknow other people like to collect them too.
 
Automatic,
Not only are you an addict, you're a Polific Addict.
Congratulations, on your new title. Your New Senior Member Benefits Package, is on it's way to you.

P.S. Any mention of it's contents, will void all the wonderful specials, resverved for Senior Members.
 
In October I went to Europe on business for two weeks without a computer. When my wife picked me up at the airport she asked me why I was vibrating. She said I looked like an "out of focus" photograph. She rushed me to my computer, logged me on, and when she brought my dinner in a couple of hours later, there I was, sharp as ever!

I love that woman, she doesn't always agree with me but at least she understands!

Bruce Woodbury
 
My wife is downstairs wrapping hanukkah gifts right now and I'm upstairs telling her I'm shopping online.

I check in every day for an hour or so after the whole house is quiet.
 
I'm a total addict. With ethernet in the dorms I can afford to have my computer on all night, and that means bladeforums is on my screen all night. Damn modern technology!...I didn't mean that, I love bladeforums sooo much.

~Mitch
 
I use Bladeforums in moderation. I only post occasionally, maybe fifty or sixty posts on an average day, and they're usually short posts, too, seldom more than twenty or thirty thousand words -- what's the problem with that? It's not like I was doing it to excess....

Besides, it keeps me out of trouble. I could be spending my time on the net overloading my hard drive with downloads from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.jello and alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gelatin-desserts and alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.salads.misc and the new alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.salads.jellowithmarshmallows and ...

-Cougar Allen :{)
 
Hey Cougar,

Thanks for those links. I've been looking for Tasteful ways to curb my Bladeforums addiction. Since I've been on the patch, I found my appetite has increased Voraciously. By the way, I haven't found any of your posts to be too long or too frequent. But that's just me.

Paracelsus
 
the first thing my SO and i ask each other at the end of the day is not, "how was your day, dear?" but "did you read so-and-so's post on such-and-such today?"

today while hanging christmas lights the SO and i were laughing about "the jello thread" and trying to come up with creative replies.

sometimes in the evenings or on saturday mornings, we bring our meals into the den and eat while reading the Forum together ("no, wait, don't scroll yet, i haven't finished cougar's post...ok, now you can scroll...oh, oh--click on that knife pic link, please, i wanna see what santa should bring me for christmas").

one night i dreamt about the Forum. Mike T. was showing his kukhuri to Her Vampiness, and they were testing the blade by shredding Spark's pink tutu...

this is my 80th post, and i know that without looking.

yeah, i wrote the 12 steps for knifeaholics, but strictly as a public service, not because it had anything to do with me personally
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after all, Paracelsus, i'm not the one who stole Carl's jello while the poor guy was struggling with the knots on his nice white jacket and then sold the jello to Cougar who used it for online erotica who then used that to cure his BF addiction...sheesh, guys, the least you two coulda done was to make Carl some fresh jello once you used his all up...

just because there's a big banner across our front door (under the christmas lights, next to the reindeer windsock) that says "welcome, we're a bladeforums household!" doesn't mean i'm addicted. nope. not me...

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silverwing
okay, maybe just a little...oh dang, i took so long finishing this post that my dinner's cold...again...

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Gotta check the ood stuff like 10 times a day! I have etheret so I pop on all the time. You guys are likemy family *sniff, sniff*
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-Humpty

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
Maybe Humpty should of had a knife."

 
How about all you lurkers and newbies?
Are you feeling the pull, the call, the influence the forums is having in your life?
Come now, this is a relatively small number of Addicts, surely there must be MORE of us out there....

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The vague and tenuous hope that GOD is too kind to punish the ungodly has become a deadly opiate for the conscience of millions.

*A. W. Tozer

2 Cor 5:10


[This message has been edited by Scarman (edited 09 December 1999).]
 
Sorry, accidental double-tap.

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