Are You Normal?

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Did you know that 15% of those who wear them, wear their panties over their pantyhose?

70% of us untie and retie our shoes when we take them off and put them back on. (I wear shoes without laces because I'm both lazy and compulsive)

Almost 40% of women have thrown their shoe at a man. (I have been the receiver of a ballistic shoe or two)

Most men dress from left to right - because that's the direction their whanger lies so presumably there's more room that way. ??? (I dress from left to right, but my whanger has nothing to do with it - additional room is not an issue for me.)

"...almost every seventh person in America carries a weapon. The most likely: a knife or gun. Two-thirds think physical force is often justified. Sixty percent have used physical violence against another. Fewer than half regret their action." (Well, when I've felt compelled to use physical force against another person I sure didn't regret it - I was left with no choice. But I don't carry a weapon, unless my pearl Doctor's knife knife counts.)

45% of people do not rank using correct grammar as something worth striving for. (I think that's pretty obvious, even a bit conservative)

Two-thirds of men wouldn't lend their spouse for a night for a million dollars. One in ten would, while about 16% would consider it. (My wife and I have discussed this. She'd jump at it (Hey!); I'd have to mull it over. Hmmm...a million bucks? :D)

Two-fifths of us married our first love. (I wish she'd have had me!)

"As Seen On Oprah" - courtesy of a garage sale freebie table.
 
Dave, you really need to get back out to the shop.

Thanks though, that was funny and by the way...NO... butt, ya alreadi new thate. ;)
 
ddavelarsen said:
45% of people do not rank using correct grammar as something worth striving for. (I think that's pretty obvious, even a bit conservative)
I wood nevr considr usin' my grammar for anythin, correct or not-correct. She wuz too nise uv a lady. Or at lease my grampa thot so. :eek:

Thankz fur theze stay-tis-tiks.

Yur frin........... Robert
 
Laredo7mm said:
I am definitely not normal, just ask anyone who has met me. :p

I have a bumper sticker hangs in the shop with the question:

"Why Be Normal?"

Seems I'd grown up with that philosophy so I was glad someone else felt the same way....... :D

For instance...as I write this, across the kitchen my bride is cooking steaks hillbilly style. We don't have a grill anymore but we have a Bernzomatic for the charred exterior and 2 minutes on a George Foreman and it's as good as anything comes off of charcoal.

Here in the hood we're those "crazy white people" and I find that works just fine. No one will call the cops no matter how much noise I make in the smithy because everyone fears Immigration would be right behind them. :eek:

Dave,the part about the whanger...you too, eh? :D

Robert, try and remember to forewarn us old folks we'll need the Depends next time you write something like that..... :p
 
normal??

sure I'm normal.. trouble, is no one else I know is... :p

whanger room
is that when you get dressed and your pants are all up and buckled and you find you still have a leg hanging out??? :eek: :D :D
 
Roosko said:
I wood nevr considr usin' my grammar for anythin, correct or not-correct. She wuz too nise uv a lady. Or at lease my grampa thot so. :eek:

Thankz fur theze stay-tis-tiks.

Yur frin........... Robert
Okay, that takes the cake! ROTFLMAO! :D :D :D

Speakin of cake, our neighbors brought a very red velvet cake to our party this weekend, the first time I went to the bathroom next day I thought I'd bled out! Scared the bejeezus outta me! Then I remembered the cake. Seems food coloring doesn't digest like regular food... :eek:
 
Dan Gray said:
normal??

sure I'm normal.. trouble, is no one else I know is... :p

whanger room
is that when you get dressed and your pants are all up and buckled and you find you still have a leg hanging out??? :eek: :D :D
If it's your middle leg no one will notice, there STUBBY. :rolleyes: :D
 
Dan Gray said:
whanger room
is that when you get dressed and your pants are all up and buckled and you find you still have a leg hanging out??? :eek: :D :D

I think that would be called "asleep, and dreaming." :eek:
 
indian george said:
Thanks Davie that's the best one I had all day. :eek: :D

IG, you biker Slut....

you'll kiss any guy who comes along. :eek:
 
fitzo said:
I think that would be called "asleep, and dreaming." :eek:

come on, a guy can dream can't he :D :D
come to think of it that only happens when I can't find my other shoe :eek:
yes that's it...I remember now.. :confused: :D
 
hehehehehehe

this laptop sits at the kitchen table. nanc and i have been laughing at these couple of threads constantly during dinner.

thanks, folks!
 
fitzo said:
hehehehehehe

this laptop sits at the kitchen table. nanc and i have been laughing at these couple of threads constantly during dinner.

thanks, folks!

:eek: dang nancy's watching :footinmou :eek:good thing I have both shoes on :D :confused: never mind I can't find my boot now..dang and I though
after all this time I had something going here :grumpy: :D :D
 
Dan Gray said:
whanger room is that when you get dressed and your pants are all up and buckled and you find you still have a leg hanging out??? :eek: :D :D

I guess we should call you "tripod" from now on. :p
 
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