Are You Normal?

[indian george]

Fatso, Fitzo, and IG still can make me laugh, even if they are just ole biker trash Scannas.

Ken
www.wacoknives.com

HEY!!! You OLE DOG, I resemble that remark.

 

[tmickley]

Now Nanc wants to know how big your feet are, Dan......

True Story time.
I had been going to the same hair cut lady at Cost Cutters for a year or so and we had normal haircut conversations from what I recall. She was single and would tell me about her boyfriends and dates. I would tell her about my wife and kids.
When I was getting my hair cut one day, I had my feet up on the foot rest and she spun me around to get the other side. When she spun me, my feet hit her in the leg and she said, "Oh I forgot you had those big feet there." So I responded, "They aren't big, they are HUGE feet." And I held them out for every one to see. This was loud enough that every lady in the place (I was the only guy in there at the time) cracked up and looked over and admired my feet. I think the 70+ year old lady said the best thing after that, "I wish my husband had had feet that big."
I kept going back there until that hair cut lady moved to another place.
In reality, my feet aren't all that big, I just buy over size shoes...

 

[fitzo]

In reality, my feet aren't all that big, I just buy over size shoes...

Cute story, Tracy. had a good laff with that one. thanks!

Makes one wonder how many stay-at-home moms were watching Bozo every day and dreaming wistfully.......

 

[ddavelarsen]

True Story time.

When I was getting my hair cut one day, I had my feet up on the foot rest and she spun me around to get the other side. When she spun me, my feet hit her in the leg and she said, "Oh I forgot you had those big feet there." So I responded, "They aren't big, they are HUGE feet." And I held them out for every one to see.

Man you are smooooth.... I wish I was that "quick on my feet." But I guess not being quick on my feet translates to where else it's important: Slow and Steady wins hearts! Or at least weekend commitments. he he he !!!

IG could take a lesson here, huh? He's still young enough to make use of it regardless how he looks. Me, I may look 50 but I'm almost 52! It's not quite but almost too late for me. Good thing I learned my lessons from "older women" when I was just a sprite. But that's another novel.

Makes one wonder how many stay-at-home moms were watching Bozo every day and dreaming wistfully.......

Fitzo is probably a zen master at Slow and Steady, that's why he's been married to the same woman so long! Good thing there's not more of him to go around or Bozo might only have had a single short season...

Oh cripes, I just had a scary thought - anyone ever notice Ray Richards' feet? Now that man has a major understanding... No wonder he has a bull for a pet.