Are You Normal?

fitzo said:
Now Nanc wants to know how big your feet are, Dan...... :eek: ;)
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:o I have big feet
when I was younger we'd go shoe shoeing,
I'd forget to take mine and no one
ever knew the difference :)

while water skiing I need to make sure I clip my toe nails first :eek:
if I don't I'd go on my face and I'll look like lockness Nesie zipping along the Chinese tourist have a ball with fugi film round that time.. :D
 
Once my feet got to size 13 I got all excited and kept waiting and waiting for the rest of that "legend" to come true.......they lie! :eek: :D
 
fitzo said:
Once my feet got to size 13 I got all excited and kept waiting and waiting for the rest of that "legend" to come true.......xxxxxxx :eek: :D
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Mike
I wonder why it didn't happen for you :confused:


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Dan Gray said:
Mike
I wonder why it didn't happen for you :confused:


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Now I'm embarassed. Musta been the fluoride in the water...yeah, that's the ticket.... ;)

On the other hand, maybe that's what they meant about smoking stunting growth. :( ;)
 
I think all this size comparison is between men anyway. I have it on good authority that size doesn't matter. :D I'm taking their word for it! :D

And I have big feet too, so I know that one bit of folklore is missing something in the accuracy department. Maybe it's a Chinese reality but it's sure not in the Southwest...or maybe it's a Scandanavian thing. Or should I say, "thang."

Anyway my jeans always give out in the crotch first, not because it's so crowded in there but because of the heat... :D
 
ddavelarsen said:
I think all this size comparison is between men anyway. I have it on good authority that size doesn't matter. :D I'm taking their word for it! :D
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Well you can always go the way I did. One time in Singapore, I got a hooker and took her back to my room. When I pulled my pants down, she laughed and pointed at me, and said, "Hahaha! Who you expec' to prease with THAT?"

I thought carefully for a minute, and said, "ME!" ;)
 
Some normal attributes but mostly abnormal by those statistics. Have had shoes thrown at me a few times. My Whanger takes up so much space I need my wife to dress me ;) I respect and strive for correct grammar. However, being from the "ghetto" and growing up with MANY dudes with less than perfect grammar. I completely understand anyone when they speak to me. So, I don't care terribly much when shooting the sh*t with the boys. Only in professional settings is it necesarry. I've been know to curse once or twice in those settings amidst my grammatically stellar speeches :rolleyes:

I've used violence against many men, it's all some people understand. I don't condone it and would prefer not to but...... ahhh screw it! some people just have it coming! Nothing like a good ass kickin' to change a man's perspective. :D
 
fitzo said:
Now I'm embarassed. Musta been the fluoride in the water...yeah, that's the ticket.... ;)

On the other hand, maybe that's what they meant about smoking stunting growth. :( ;)
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mike
the problem is while the feet are growing you have to wear your shoes tight.

it's kinda like blowing up a balloon remotely.. :eek: :D :D
 
Dan Gray said:
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mike
the problem is while the feet are growing you have to wear your shoes tight.

it's kinda like blowing up a balloon remotely.. :eek: :D :D
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So buying shoes with "room to grow into them" is what did this??? Dang, Mom...... ;) :D
 
fitzo said:
So buying shoes with "room to grow into them" is what did this??? Dang, Mom...... ;) :D
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yehup
it works the other way too
IG played with it to much it made his feet bigger ... :eek: :D
so you know what he was left with,,,of course his feet ar'nt that big either right now, so you know there wasn't much to start with in the first place,, :footinmou :D :D
 
anyone ever notice "NORMAL" people are actually the weirdest of all! :D

So NO I am not normal :D
 
I guess I would claim to being normal in sexual orientation, but for everything else, I am proudly, statistically, a radical outlier to all those that form the great mass of humanity.

Normal people don't take plain old pieces of metal and turn them into knives.
 
What, me worry, never had a normal day in my life and was never bored. As to the rest of this post I have my long stovetop boots on, but sadly only size 9s, half a size too big. Fatso, Fitzo, and IG still can make me laugh, even if they are just ole biker trash Scannas. :)

Ken
www.wacoknives.com
 
ddavelarsen said:
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Most men dress from left to right - because that's the direction their whanger lies so presumably there's more room that way. ??? (I dress from left to right, but my whanger has nothing to do with it - additional room is not an issue for me.)
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I think it is important to find out since I definately hang to the right and still dress from left to right; is this is a problem? Should I have used a semi-colon there?
 
I think the semi-colon is okay; as for the rest - your guess is as good as mine. Unless you're feeling a little crowded?

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