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Horn Dog

Horn Dog

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Spring Break is upon me. My sister has da yoots and I must survive in my backyard alone (mostly) for three days, living on Schlitz and oysters. Being an old survivorman, this is a challenge. Can I just drink and eat oysters for three days as I did in my youth?
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First chore, gather some kindling for a fire.
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Build fire....good so far.
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Improvising, with just the ustensils and tools at hand, I devised a novel way to roast the oysters.....in a roaster!
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I will LIVE! The will to survive is important in these situations.
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Where's the hot sauce?
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These oysters are giving me strength. Hmmmm. Called a friend. Life is good.
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Oysters. Nature's Viagra. The HORROR! The horror!
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OK. I hope I'm laughing with you and not at you.

What the heck is "Da yoots"? Is that like My Cousin Vinny with the two yoots?

Second, Schlitz? I know its not easy to find a good Canadian beer in GA. I've tried. But Schlitz?

Try the Sweetwater 420 out of Atlanta. Good stuff.

Thanks for the pics. :thumbup: And the smile. :D
 
Sweetwater is excellent. So is Schlitz, since they went back to the real recipe in 1995. Willamette hops....just a kiss. Da yoots is what I call my teenage girls. Yes, I got it from my cousin Vinnie, some Yankee. But I am too drunk and satisfied to be angry with my critics!
 
Horndog,

Great stuff. You are a true survivor if you can drink Schlitz for 3 days and your GI tract is is still in one piece... If things get real rough, we'll air-drop you some ale:D!
 
mneedham said:
Horndog,

Great stuff. You are a true survivor if you can drink Schlitz for 3 days and your GI tract is is still in one piece... If things get real rough, we'll air-drop you some ale:D!
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I'd like to see Bear Grylls try this (note my Ontario survival oyster knife). No hotels. No crew. Just me and nature. Aaaaaeeeeee!
 
I haven't found the attraction for oysters just yet... feels like snot sliding down my throat. Besides, I can't justify eating perfectly good bait!
 
Horndog,

Yep, Bear Grylls couldn't hang! Seriously, looks like a great time, those oysters look good!
 
Good Lord man! It's only March, what is all that green stuff on the trees?
 
Awesome, Horn Dog. You are aptly named. LOL! :thumbup: Disguising your seduction strategy as a survival experience is brilliant. :D
 
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