Bali Song Master (butterfly knifes)

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Hi


My name is Mark I live in san francisco california 2 years ago I bought my first bali song (butterfly knife) I have been practicing for 2 years with my right hand (three years in may) also I recently past my firstyear with my left hand! now I can use both hands at any time no matter what condition the knife are in (new used) I am even able to do it with two kinifes in one hand! ( long warm up time) Ive been aressted so many times its not funny I usally buy a set every month bcause I wear them out so fast my only real question is this... I have asked many people (even cops) if they have ever seen anyone use the bali song this good every answer is no. so as far as I know Im the best IN THE WORLD what Ineed is to connect with others and I need to know are there any contests for the bali song I am not kidding anyone with info please email me also I would love to correspond with other users thank you

COALSMITH@ANGELFIRE.COM

p.s. THEY ARE AN ART NOT A CRIME!

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Have you tried going to the Balisong forum here. That's where all of us swingers hang out.
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The Magician

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Wow! best in the world? You need to talk to Clay and Gollnick. They are in the Balisong forum. Welcome Master!
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...Ive been aressted so many times its not funny I usally buy a set every month bcause I wear them out so fast my only real question is this... I have asked many people (even cops) if they have ever seen anyone use the bali song this good every answer is no. so as far as I know Im the best IN THE WORLD...
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*sniff* *sniff*

I smell troll.

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Gollnick

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I have a question:

I don't watch TV, don't listen to pop music, I don't even see the paper everyday. So, sometime I'm a bit out of touch with the mainstream of popular culture.

When did they stop teaching punctuation and capitalization in the schools?


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Chuck, that isn't bad punctuation and capitalization. Log onto a teenager's forum and you'll see bad punctuation and capitalization. They don't capitalize letters at the beginning of their sentences. They don't end their sentences with periods or exclamation marks. They don't end their questions with question marks. They don't know what an apostrophe is. They use a lot of profanity. Their grammar is atrocious. About 20% of their words are spelled incorrectly. By incorrectly, I don't mean a minor typo or one messed up letter. I mean they spell the whole word absolutely wrong.

They think I'm smart and a genius, probably because I can spell and write full sentences.

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This guy is priceless!

I think I found my new BEST friend.

It takes a lot of balls to walk into a place like this and claim to be THE master........ either that or he didn't read any of the @$$ ripping troll posts before he started typing.



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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gollnick:
I have a question:

When did they stop teaching punctuation and capitalization in the schools?
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A couple of months ago, the New York Times did a story about schools giving up on teaching handwriting, supposedly because so many people type or keyboard these days that they thought it was a waste of time to expect them to write legibly by hand.

So they don't have to write, spell, punctuate, compose a grammatically or logically correct or compelling statement, or think. What's left? Scream and leap ... !

 
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Once I went into a teen chat room, hung around, then went to one for thirty-year-olds. Big difference.

There are plenty of exceptions though.

Oh, and I've been asked: "why do you put the period at the end".
 
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Contrary to our misconceptions, we're in 1984 A.D. not 2001. Language is so simple now not to make people achieve complexed thoughts that might lead to rebellion.

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I have a few silly questions.
What were you arrested for? (So many times it's not funny, that is.)
Best in what world? It's a small world indeed where someone can be a master of an art in it from a mere 2 years of practice.
Who declared you a master?
Your handle implies that you are a smith, care to elaborate on that for us? I used to be very good with swords, but since I took up smithing, it's taken away from my practice time rather dramatically. How do you manage both hobbies, AND truck driving?


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OK Grasshopper! If you are using BM42's I will buy your wore out knives every month, for $20.00 bucks. That should be fair for a wore out BM42. (I may go a little higher) I'll be waiting!

P.S.- If you have any wore out PC's or Valor, my offer is good on those too.

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Osbourn, obviously several people (even cops) have declared him the best in the world... he asked them if they have seen anyone better and they said "no". So there ya go.

I can relate. I always ask my wife if she has ever been married to a better looking man than me. She always says "no". (Sadly that's not the only question she always says "no" to.) But my take is that I am the handsomest, studliest, most modest man in the WORLD.

Just an observation for clarification.
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See how that works?
 
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I have been flippin' for 5 years and I could probably kick you butt in flippin!!

BUT I think Clay is the MAN!!!
Who do you think you are just coming in to our forums and anouncing you are the "master"?

Late,
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Yeah, who do you think you are ??? I never handled a BaliSong in my life -- I just ordered one and I'm waiting for it to show up any day now -- and I KNOW I can flip it better than you can !!! Just remember, the next time you come here, don't bring us your opinions -- if you need an opinion, we'll give one to you.
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Crap!

I flew home from work tonight to see what else the master had to say........... and what do I get?? Nothing!

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Maybe this time the officers weren't so understanding.

What's wrong friend? Cat got your tongue?


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I have been flipping for 15 years and dumb of me, Clay's website has made my jaw floored. He is awesome.

I don't know if someone who has been only 2 years flipping is a Master, but maybe you can give us a video clip of you doing it ..

Chuck,
You are right. More and more people do not write properly, but then I think even if you use k'board (we all do, unless you use those palm top to send in your posting
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Let us keep upgrading ourselves, in balisong and in posting ...

CHHEEEEERRS!
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