Ballpark security guard had no issues with my knife at the ballpark

[Stahlmann]

How big were the tomatoes ????

I didn't mic them or anything, but somewhere around 3" in diameter. They were good. Succulent.

 

[Boombats]

I didn't mic them or anything

No?

 

[Mossyhorn]

Attention seekers tend to start a lot of trouble. Stadium seating is pretty cramped to start cutting up for a large a sandwich . But if you bought a commie newspaper, I'd expect nothing less from you.

 

[Stahlmann]

How did we get from "Karen" to "communist"? Karen is a term for an arrogant middle aged upper middle class white woman who thinks that because she has a bit of money she owns the world. 50 years ago this same person would be called a meddling busybody. Nothing to do with your politics any way you look at it.

I don't know who you are replying to (they're probably members of my ignore list) but the jump from "Karen" to "communist" is fairly amusing. You hit the nail on the head with your definition of Karens, however!

 

[The Aflac Duck]

I don't know who you are replying to (they're probably members of my ignore list) but the jump from "Karen" to "communist" is fairly amusing...

You posted it And he’s not replying to anyone, so get over yourself

 

[Arathol]

I don't know who you are replying to (they're probably members of my ignore list) but the jump from "Karen" to "communist" is fairly amusing. You hit the nail on the head with your definition of Karens, however!

Wasn't replying to anyone particular, just asking how we got from one to the other....and what politics has to do with this....

 

[Danke42]

Next time tell the one about being part of a Rapid Tactical Force at a large mall and rescuing the Mayor's nephew. Classic!

 

[The Aflac Duck]

Next time tell the one about being part of a Rapid Tactical Force at a large mall and rescuing the Mayor's nephew. Classic!

Was that the one where he also had a $250,000 shotgun?

 

[Danke42]

Was that the one where he also had a $250,000 shotgun?

A bunch of 250K shotguns and a $36 pocket knife. Story checks out.

 

[Danke42]

Was that the one where he also had a $250,000 shotgun?

In all seriousness he had a Heckler & Koch MP5SD.

They can quietly take down the bad guys with those without frightening all the skittish Karens in the mall.

 

[MarkN86]

Well if it wasn't well enforced before it may start to be now.

While I don't think we should pander to the ignorant and fearful, it's probably best to use a bit of discretion. That seems like a job for a medium sized slipjoint rather than a huge XL folder.

 

[Boombats]

Well if it wasn't well enforced before it may start to be now.

While I don't think we should pander to the ignorant and fearful, it's probably best to use a bit of discretion. That seems like a job for a medium sized slipjoint rather than a huge XL folder.

Please, a Smatchet is much more practical for cutting a loaf of French bread into a sandwich. It's basically shaped like one

 

[Sonnydaze]

nice bayonet you have there....big sammich... nice, reasonable security guard...rude damned broad..

 

[Danke42]

Please, a Smatchet is much more practical for cutting a loaf of French bread into a sandwich. It's basically shaped like one

Yeah but a smatchet would just chop right through the newspaper he was using as a cutting board and take his legs off black night style.

 

[WValtakis]

Yeah but a smatchet would just chop right through the newspaper he was using as a cutting board and take his legs off black night style.

Pshhh...just a flesh wound

 

[Danke42]

Pshhh...just a flesh wound

I've had worse

 

[thebrain]

Cool story bro.

 

[rover]

edited for content

 

[David Mary]

And then everyone clapped, I'm guessing?


lt's definitely an...interesting fantasy scenerio, that's for sure.

Why have a story at all if you can't be the hero of it?

And that security guard? Turned out he was actually Ronald Reagan.

Naw man, he lives overseas, next door to Elvis.

Of course, this was slum class entrance.

I guessed that from the part right before this.

And for the record, I tried to have this locked when the OP was still five minutes fresh. Yep, I'm that guy that wishes our general forum were a family friendly place.

 

[Boombats]

Yeah but a smatchet would just chop right through the newspaper he was using as a cutting board and take his legs off black night style.

Ah but you forget this was a "commie" newspaper aka a butcher Bloc