Balls in Vasaline

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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Ok, please explain, i got a ton of Vaseline and put it on by balls, not a lot just enough to catch a spark.

i decided to use an old pill bottle to put them in.

here's the bad part.... no matter how hard i shove and push i can't get my balls in the pill bottle!

have any of you guys tried using an ammo can? if so what size pack are you using?

thanks in advance:thumbup:
 
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Try sparkin' 'em first to see if they're even gonna work. No pics, please.
 
See, what ya got there is hydrolic pressure thing goin. It's true that the air in the bottle can be compressed, but with the seal that the PJ is creating you're not letting some of the air inside escape there by creatin too much pressure.
My recomendation is to use less Vasoline and if that doesn't help go back to the goats and sheep for practice.:thumbup: :D
 
I use the small flip-top containers that my son's blood glucose monitoring strips come in, they are a little smaller than a 35mm film canister. A film canister would work well, too.
 
idahoskunk said:
Ok, please explain, i got a ton of Vaseline and put it on by balls, not a lot just enough to catch a spark.

i decided to use an old pill bottle to put them in.

here's the bad part.... no matter how hard i shove and push i can't get my balls in the pill bottle!

have any of you guys tried using an ammo can? if so what size pack are you using?

thanks in advance:thumbup:
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lambertiana said:
....... A film canister would work well.....
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Howdy,
That's what I use. A film canister is waterproof too.
 
Obviously, Skunk hasn't seen the threads where folks are putting their balls in drinking straws.

Skunk, I recommend using the larger diameter straws from McDonalds. And take two Advil before you start pushing.

Once you get a little sticking out of one end, you can pull them the rest of the way with needle-nose pliers.
 
Guyon said:
Obviously, Skunk hasn't seen the threads where folks are putting their balls in drinking straws.

Skunk, I recommend using the larger diameter straws from McDonalds. And take two Advil before you start pushing.

Once you get a little sticking out of one end, you can pull them the rest of the way with needle-nose pliers.
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I have NEVER coated my balls with vasoline and tried shoving them in straws/bottles/anyother thing! (Never mind the four tequila night...)and have never used them to start a fire or caught them on fire (intentionally) so please be careful with the insinuations. And film cans work well.
 
Guyon said:
Obviously, Skunk hasn't seen the threads where folks are putting their balls in drinking straws.

Skunk, I recommend using the larger diameter straws from McDonalds. And take two Advil before you start pushing.

Once you get a little sticking out of one end, you can pull them the rest of the way with needle-nose pliers.
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thanks for the info, i did go to home depot and found i can get one each into a 3" peice of pcv pipe.:cool:

question, i did use glue on one end of the pipe but would you recommend sealing the other end with something or just use the slip fit and some tape?:confused:
 
So um.... Is this about cotton balls or...
I'm sort of halfway between laughing hysterically and screaming right now.
:p
 
idahoskunk said:
thanks for the info, i did go to home depot and found i can get one each into a 3" peice of pcv pipe.:cool:

question, i did use glue on one end of the pipe but would you recommend sealing the other end with something or just use the slip fit and some tape?:confused:
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No glue should be nessessary, the swelling should keep them in.
 
idahoskunk said:
question, i did use glue on one end of the pipe but would you recommend sealing the other end with something or just use the slip fit and some tape?:confused:
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mewolf1 said:
No glue should be nessessary, the swelling should keep them in.
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I think mewolf1 has the situation with your balls pretty much nailed down here. For waterproofing, simply duct tape any drafty spots.
 
Your balls shouldn't be too greasy as they wont catch a spark easily.

Pull your balls apart and fluff them up before sparking them up.

Smoosh your balls to pack them tight.

Respect your balls as you may need them one day.

Too funny:D .

SKam
 
Skunk - for the other end, I think a less permanent seal would be the best, in case of itching...:eek:
 
Which reminds me: What did the elephant say after being pulled out of a ditch by the balls?








Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
 
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