Battle Grade MOAB - This has to happen

Jerry, We're dying for some THICK, long strips of bacon - satisfy our BG MOAB desire!

 

@RobStanley True about it being coated and something I thought about that could be beneficial, I'm yet to see the grind have gremlins, they've always been on the flats after revealing their true beauty as the good lord brought em into this world If that basis held true, it's a strippers friend as a FFG. I would certainly strip it regardless and hope for a clean slate- If I'm in Jerry's shoes, I'd add some little touch to it in the pommel or talon so there's no question it's a BG version just to remove any nefarious notions by the unscrupulous, if they exist

 

It's a beautiful, sunny day today with a high near 80 degrees.
It would be even better with a BG MOAB in hand!

 

BG MOAB. It does some choppin' good!!!!

 

I happen to be watching Steve McGarrett in a courtroom at this very moment and this begs the question - "What evidence can you provide to these claims?" ... "Or are we forever to believe this with our own imagination?" I gotta say, I'm all in on your belief but I need something more, something I can hold, fondle, polish and beat the sht out of that which stands in my way

 

When I get a BG MOAB (or two ), I will probably sell all of my lightweight Mistresses.

 

Exactly!
Bring the BG MOAB Bossman so we can run her through her paces! -

 

Jerry is probably waiting on a HUGE shipment of thick SR101 steel before the BG MOAB is released.

 

Excuse me, can someone direct me to the MOAB department?

 

Coming soon, the BG MOAB!

 

Myths and Monsters of American Legend

1. BIGFOOT

2. MOTH MAN

3. JERSEY DEVIL

4. UNICORN

5. MOAB

 

BG MOAB - coming sooner than expected?

 

How about next time Bossman?

We need some giant SR101 goodness!!!
BG MOAB! Bring it!!!

 

MOAB IN THE HOUSE!!! ... not.

 

We really need a spy in that department. If we knew when the shipments are coming in we could figure out WHAT'S NEXT!

 

I think we'll know the BG MOAB release is imminent when there are reports of shifts in the Earth's magnetic field centered around Ohio. --

 

Regarding the BG MOAB, I hope so.

 

I know there's gotta be one in here somewhere....
<Shakes SR-101 Tree, waits for BG MOAB to fall out>

 

Oh no, not page two...
I needs me a BG MOAB!!!!!