Battle Pickle or Tactical Cuke or... The Spyderco Bombshell

What's the name?

  • Tactical Cucumber

    Votes: 5 6.8%

  • Battle Pickle

    Votes: 13 17.6%

  • Danger Pickle

    Votes: 16 21.6%

  • Tactipickle

    Votes: 18 24.3%

  • Deadly Cuke

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • The Kill Dill

    Votes: 9 12.2%

  • Spyderco Klausen

    Votes: 6 8.1%

  • Pickle Rick

    Votes: 7 9.5%
  • Total voters
    74
  • Poll closed .
If I want one it’s simply because everyone else does and it’s limited... if this knife was regular production there’s no way in hell I’d buy it.
 
I don't like it a all. In general, knives, for me, should serve the purpose of cutting and piercing. While I don't doubt that blade cuts... there is no way that blade profile is going to be good at piercing... at all.

Looks chunky to me, too thick, too short... No, I don't want it.
 
I didn't see "drunken designer" on the list...very strange.
...too much funny grass in Golden...
 
Would it be a good tool for dispatching mockingbirds? "The Dill Kill"?images-5.jpeg
 
If that were my pickle I'd go to doctor. Thankfully, it's far too short to be mine.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables might have a problem with this knife.

On a positive note, Quentin Tarantino has a new movie coming out, Kill Dill. The protagonist's wife has been sleeping with a green conical alien assassin.
 
DangerZone98 said:
Jokes aside, what would that blade shape be best suited for? What are we looking at? An EDC knife? A hunting knife? A tactical knife?
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Cutting up cardboard? Seems to be a favorite pastime, so I say Spyderco nailed it. They clearly pay attention to the actual needs of the knife loving community. All jokes aside I kinda like it. Sure its not a piercing knife, but I dont find myself stabbing my knive into much at all.
 
WuFluFighting said:
Cutting up cardboard? Seems to be a favorite pastime, so I say Spyderco nailed it. They clearly pay attention to the actual needs of the knife loving community. All jokes aside I kinda like it. Sure its not a piercing knife, but I dont find myself stabbing my knive into much at all.
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Yeah, that could work. It’s probably a solid-performing knife. Looks beefy enough. The design just makes us chuckle a bit, hehe.

Do you think this could work as a hunting knife? Just out of curiosity. Never skinned game before.
 
DangerZone98 said:
Yeah, that could work. It’s probably a solid-performing knife. Looks beefy enough. The design just makes us chuckle a bit, hehe.

Do you think this could work as a hunting knife? Just out of curiosity. Never skinned game before.
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Not a hunter so no clue. The general consensus is go fixed for processing game. I am a tradesman and would have no problem carrying and using that knife at work. Ive actually found a very pointy knife undesirable as they snap off to easily.
 
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