Battle Pickle or Tactical Cuke or... The Spyderco Bombshell

[Wharn]

It is hard to "unsee" the pickle: The Kill Dill?
Maybe "jalapeno popper" if the action is snappy?

To quote NWPM2 from another thread, “The Kill Dill”.

 

[DangerZone98]

Tactidickle.

Tickle Dick!

 

[King of the Cheese]

If I want one it’s simply because everyone else does and it’s limited... if this knife was regular production there’s no way in hell I’d buy it.

 

[Mikel_24]

I don't like it a all. In general, knives, for me, should serve the purpose of cutting and piercing. While I don't doubt that blade cuts... there is no way that blade profile is going to be good at piercing... at all.

Looks chunky to me, too thick, too short... No, I don't want it.

 

[Chefget]

Taking Spyderco ugly to a whole new level

 

[Fonedork]

I’d have named it KnifeySpooney

 

[K.O.D.]

Just holding that knife would be emasculating.

 

[MayHemAndHaw]

That is one of the ugliest designs I've seen for a while, hard pass on it... I would say what it looks like and it's not a vegetable...

the first pic makes it look brownish-green and I immediately thought "tacturd".

 

[Sonnydaze]

I didn't see "drunken designer" on the list...very strange.
...too much funny grass in Golden...

 

[wickettedge]

Hilarious stuff. I added some options to the poll!

 

[onekerf]

Would it be a good tool for dispatching mockingbirds? "The Dill Kill"?

 

[MolokaiRider]

*PM me if anyone’s interested in hiring me for my top notch editing skills.*

This looks a bit better to me.

 

[K.O.D.]

If that were my pickle I'd go to doctor. Thankfully, it's far too short to be mine.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables might have a problem with this knife.

On a positive note, Quentin Tarantino has a new movie coming out, Kill Dill. The protagonist's wife has been sleeping with a green conical alien assassin.

 

[King of the Cheese]

Here’s my update. You’re welcome.

 

[midnight flyer]

Here’s my update. You’re welcome.
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Wow! Made it into a Gaylean ZT 0022 with plain scales. Nice.

Robert

 

[King of the Cheese]

Meanwhile back at Spyderco....

 

[WuFluFighting]

Jokes aside, what would that blade shape be best suited for? What are we looking at? An EDC knife? A hunting knife? A tactical knife?

Cutting up cardboard? Seems to be a favorite pastime, so I say Spyderco nailed it. They clearly pay attention to the actual needs of the knife loving community. All jokes aside I kinda like it. Sure its not a piercing knife, but I dont find myself stabbing my knive into much at all.

 

[DangerZone98]

Cutting up cardboard? Seems to be a favorite pastime, so I say Spyderco nailed it. They clearly pay attention to the actual needs of the knife loving community. All jokes aside I kinda like it. Sure its not a piercing knife, but I dont find myself stabbing my knive into much at all.

Yeah, that could work. It’s probably a solid-performing knife. Looks beefy enough. The design just makes us chuckle a bit, hehe.

Do you think this could work as a hunting knife? Just out of curiosity. Never skinned game before.

 

[DangerZone98]

Meanwhile back at Spyderco....

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Spyderco is just that kind of mistress. She’ll keep on hurting your wallet but you’ll keep asking for more.

 

[WuFluFighting]

Yeah, that could work. It’s probably a solid-performing knife. Looks beefy enough. The design just makes us chuckle a bit, hehe.

Do you think this could work as a hunting knife? Just out of curiosity. Never skinned game before.

Not a hunter so no clue. The general consensus is go fixed for processing game. I am a tradesman and would have no problem carrying and using that knife at work. Ive actually found a very pointy knife undesirable as they snap off to easily.