Beaver Tales 2

("I don't know nuthin' about skinnin no beavers, Miss Scarlet!!!")
Now that THAR is pretty funny Mr. Coldwood! MUHAHAhahaha. :D

If it's BBQ, I use my backyard smoker, so, the T-shirt would read:
"Smokin Beavers"

how bout this: "GOT BEAVER?"
or,

"No tresspassing: unless you got a Big Beaver"

"You got the BEAVER, I got the sauce"

ok, enough of that. :D

And, with that said, for gamey meat, Make up a Brine, and soak it for 24 hours. A brine is like a marinade, but, is designed to get into the cell structure of the meat, and also starts breaking down the connective tissues leaving it moist and tender.
Nothing like a Moist Tender Eatin Beaver.

Search 'Brine BBQ' on Google.

1/2 cup of Kosher salt (or sea salt)
1.2 cup of Sugar
8 oz. Vinegar
8 oz. Apple juice
12 oz. of heavy Beer (Try a stout)
minced clove of garlic or two
1/2 cup of diced onions
approx. 1 gallon of ice water.
Your choice of seasonings, I'd use any of the BBQ rubs off the shelf.

Put it all in a small cooler, and use enough water to cover the meat in this Brine. Add ice as needed, depending on the season, all you want to do is keep it at refrigerator temps while in the cooler. The salt and ice combo keeps it colder, salt water doesn't freeze as readily, so the water can actually go down below 32°F.

before cooking, take it out, rinse thoroughly, coat with oil (olive oil, but even veggie or canolla oil works fine) Rub again with the dry BBQ rub.

This is how I prepare Ribs, Briskets, loins, etc.

When you are ready to BBQ, take an empty metal can or two, scoop some of the left over brine into the cans. Place the cans into the grill/smoker, palce them between the fire and the cooking area. Have the rest in a gallon jug, to add to the cans, as the brine boils off, during the cook. Each time you sneak a peak, or turn the meat, pour some more Brine in the hot cans.
The hot brine will create steam inside the cooker, keeping the meat moist.
No one likes a dry Beaver.

It will take longer, but by indirect cooking, it will be more tender and tasty.
Add Mesquite, maple, oak or whatever floats your boat to impart a smoky taste, don't overdo to smoke. if you are using a standard grill, get a piece of sheet metal (non galv) and build the fire at one end, hold up the sheet metal with the cans of Brine, and place the meat so it's not OVER the fire, but next to it.
It could take an hour, two, maybe 3 hours to fully cook, use an instant read thermometer if you are unsure. It depends on your fire and cooking temperature.
While it's cooking, this is what I refer to as beer time. All my cookdowns are timed in number of beers. This would be about a 3 beer cook.
Spare ribs are a 6 beer cook. I like cooking ribs. ;)

Smoked Beaver BBQ. mmmmmm goood.

This recipe and method can be adapted to dang near anything out there.
If it's a bird, only Brine it for a couple hours. If it's something lean, like rabbit, maybe 4 hours. But for big hunks of mammal meat, anything from 12 to 24 hours works good in the brine.

Dang, man, I'm hungry now.
 
I'm havin Beaver fer breakfast(dang I need a digi cam) with eggs an fried taters.:cool:


Tshirts:
Beaver country 07 no Beavers safe here
Annual Beaver eater Fest
Back yard Beaver fest

and one for the "save the gay baby whale sociecty"
Save a Tree, eat a Beaver:D
 
I'm havin Beaver fer breakfast(dang I need a digi cam) :eek: :eek:

Whoa there big fella! this ain't that kind of forum! ;)
[hides eyes with hands, makes little opening to peek through] :D


hey now there's a good T-shirt:

"Beaver: it's not just for breakfast anymore!"
 
o-KAY! We get the t-shirts made, you guys are gonna get one!

Ya know there's a town south of here, Lewis, NY, that has a restaurant called Betsy Beaver...haven't been there yet, but I hear the sign has a picture of a beaver chick in a tight sweater...it's a hamburger joint, a favorite with the locals, gotta get down there.

Okay, all seriousness aside: Skunk, thanks for the marinade, that will be done for next year's beaver eating contest. For this experiment, my friend and I wanted to experience the beaver in it's natural aura so that's why we did the overnight soak in just baking soda (you will notice that he let me go first...he's going to be disappointed that I ate the whole thing...wink wink nudge nudge ;) )

My point was to find out what wild game other than venison actually tastes like (done rabbit, grouse, turkey, goose). It has been pointed out on this forum that anything that walks, crawls, slithers, flies or swims can be eaten in a survival situation. It's one thing to hear that and another thing to actually do it and taste it (and I know some people here have actually done that, I respect them...I even ate a June Bug once). I think everybody here should go out and eat some worms and grubs and minnows. If it wasn't winter here, I'd do it myself.

My friend also traps muskrat, mink and fisher. We're going to have to push the envelope for fusion cuisine.

Beaver Fever Forever! (says he when his wife is out of town)
 
Coldwood I would say the issue with taxidermists skinning the tail is an issue of keeping the outer skin whole as opposed to skinning out the meat.

Mewolf it is my theory that the more you become accustomed to wild meats the more it is a preference. I am still fairly new at the game. I find most of it delicious. I still hesitate sometimes.

I tell people about buffalo and that it is milder in taste and at the same time more flavorful than beef. All they do is see a big tough looking animal and figure the meat will be tough. I hope one day to get a half a buff for the freezer. It would take a partner as I wouldn't think of taking one on alone with a light bow.
 
Mewolf it is my theory that the more you become accustomed to wild meats the more it is a preference. I am still fairly new at the game. I find most of it delicious. I still hesitate sometimes.
Perhaps you're right. I was raised eating wild game so I can't really answer.
What I am sure of is that my sense of adventure and curiosity will try ALMOST
anything. My great gradma used to fix coon as told by my dad but I haven't tried it, yet. Said it was deliciuos. I draw the line at skunk.
 
Kevin, I think you're right about skinning the tail. It will be a delicate operation. However, I still want that skin.

I've eaten buffalo, it's real good. As far as taking one, I think you should go at it with a big honkin knife. Stick it in the kidneys. You might take that question to Practical Tactical. ;)
 
I'm havin Beaver fer breakfast(dang I need a digi cam) with eggs an fried taters.:cool:


Tshirts:
Beaver country 07 no Beavers safe here
Annual Beaver eater Fest
Back yard Beaver fest

and one for the "save the gay baby whale sociecty"
Save a Tree, eat a Beaver:D

:D :D :D that is priceless. Probably make a mint of those t-shirts.
 
All of them!!

If any predator can grab them without being sprayed they will eat them.
Most animals will back away if threatened with skunk spray.

Owls are one of their chief predators, since they can swoop down at night, snag em without giving them time to spray.
 
Kevin, it's an American joke. Canadians won't get it.

So tonight I go over to my friends house and we proceed to skin out his latest beaver, with a new skinning blade I made for him:
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which he proceeded to get bloodied up and gory. Cool, the knife is a tool, it was meant to be used and used up.

I came away with two more haunches of beaver meat which will go into the freezer; a head which will be strung up in the trees to let the bugs do their work for cleaning; and a front paw, which I haven't decided what to do with yet.

Welcome to Lord of the Flies.
 
Kevin, it's an American joke. Canadians won't get it.

So tonight I go to my friend's barn and we skin out a beaver with the new skinning blade I made for him:

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which he proceeded to bloody up with beaver gore. Cool, the blade was meant to be used as a tool.

I came away with two more haunches which are going in the freezer; a beaver head which will be strung up in the trees for the bugs to clean; and a front paw, which I haven't decided what to do with yet.

Welcome to Lord Of The Flies...
 
Nice file-skinner! good job.
You gotta make a beaverskin hat with the paw hanging down your forehead and the tail hanging down back over your neck.

Mount the BeaverHead on the hood of your car/truck. Put Red LED lights in the eye sockets and hook the windshield washer hose out the nostrils. :D

Yeah, i gotta strange imagination.
 
Thanks Skunk, LMAO! I already got a naked Barbi doll on the hood of my truck, I was thinking about stringing the paw to hang around her neck like an amulet. It could come in handy in a survival situation. (trying to stay on theme here)

My desire for a clean beaver skull is based on the incisors...they are long yellow beautiful things...a critter with a mouth full of knives that are perfect for taking down a tree.
 
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