Beaver Tales 2

The teeth out of the skull are pretty neat also.

Naked Barbie on your hood?

Your neighbors must love you.

What is her name? Free Ride?
 
I was being facetious. I actually have a dried alligator on the hood of my truck. Barbi sits coyly on my computer. I like to dress her hair. My wife still loves me. A necessary relationship in a survival situation.

Teeth out of the skull...thats a neat idea...if you got enough you could make a necklace.
 
Naw, I think the paw should be barbie's loin cloth.
Use the incisors for a bikini top.
"Wild Beaver Barbie" , on sale now!
They will be lined up at Walmart and Target waiting to buy theirs for Christmas.

Damm, it's almost noon!
Just split and stacked some firewood (for surival purposes, of course),
gotta run to the beer store soon.

...then you'll get the really weird replies later , after a few "beverages".
 
Interesting side note. We just had 26+ wild turkeys show up in our front yard. My wife puts out bird feeders and we've had turkeys show up the last couple of years to eat up the spillage. However, this is THE BIGGEST flock that I've seen.

Wild turkeys were re-introduced here in northern New York back in the 90's and they have adapted very well. A great success story.

They don't seem to be afraid of house or traffic. These ladies were 50-100 feet from my front door and only a few feet from the road.


Skunk, I'm waiting on it, you never disappoint me :D
 
...then you'll get the really weird replies later , after a few "beverages".:thumbup:

What? All your posts are weird. :cool:

I doubt if I'll know the difference. :yawn:

Do you drool on the keyboard? :barf:

B:T:W: What are we drinking? :p
 
Haven't made it out yet.

B:T:W: What are we drinking?
We will be drinking DogFishHead IPA 90's, if we getzes our PRESHUSSS!!!
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man, I am having withdrawal, gonna have to make the journey.

My favorite line from 'Grumpy Old Men':
"It's butt-cold outside , and I'm fresh outta beer!!"
 
Oh Coldwood old buddy,old pal. (Insert butt kissing smiley here) Have you made any arrows with those turkey feathers?

I know you proabably don't want to hunt close to the house. Drag one out to the woods if you have to.

On second thought,you eat the meat. Give me the feathers.
 
Kevin, you want weird replies? : "Eat this" "Drink this" "After six days in camp, don't look in the mirror" "Maybe we should amputate that foot and eat it."

Welcome to survival, Sling Blade. :D
 
Kevin, it's surprising, we find a lot of loose turkey feathers around the area. I guess they drop them in their normal grooming episodes.

No, my wife ain't gonna let me shoot one in the front yard. Not until it becomes a SHTF scenario, and then I think I would only get one chance. After the initial massacree, I think they would stay away.
 
Kevin, I talked to my wife, we can spot you some turkey feathers (wing and tail) out of her collection. They might be a bit dusty, but not ridden with mites. We'll give them to you. I'm not sure how to package them for mail. Email me off forum and we'll talk.
 
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