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So, I was sitting here this morning contemplating the things I was contemplating while wearing my special contemplation sweatshirt, and here are a couple of things that I was contemplating.
First, but of least importance to the rest of the world: should bacon be re-classified as a vegetable? Would I be healthier, then? I know I’d be happier, because I wouldn’t feel as guilty about eating a vegetable.
Then I was contemplating the thread “Can we have a Beckerhead limited edition knife?” That got me thinking (thinking and contemplating at the same time; this multi-tasking stuff sure is hard on an old man) about why not have a Beckerhead knife? You Beckerheads really do deserve something special, after all.
The BeastK2 that JV3 came up with really does look pretty neat, but how many of you would actually carry that thing? I mean, it would have to weigh at least thirty-leven pounds; would you carry it more than once? Hernia, anyone? You could always hire a kid to tow it around in a little red wagon, I suppose, but that’s just not the manly thing to do. Aside from that, I don’t think KA-BAR’s going to go for it: as neat as it is, it would be a manufacturing/production nightmare. No, I don’t think that one will make it.
Okay, then. Hmmm. Special knife, special knife . . . what could it be? The BK-2? Naw, everyone already has one of those (or they should). Nothing special there, except for the awesome specialness of that special knife. It is special, but not nearly special enough to be the Beckerhead forum knife.
What to do, what to do? We need something unique, something just for Beckerheads. Hmmm . . . the BeastK2, while unique, isn’t going to happen. The BK-2 is pretty standard, but we all like the size, and . . .
Hey, wait a minute. There is a Becker knife about that size; unfortunately, it’s no longer in production. It would be good, though: 5 inch blade, .188 inches thick, just right for what we want.
What is it? Why, the BK-10 Crewman, of course; a knife beloved by many, many people. So well liked, in fact, that KA-BAR will be bringing it back sometime in the future. Yeah, you say, but that’s in the future: what about now? What about for we Beckerheads now?
Well, what if KA-BAR were to do a special release, just for Beckerheads? Maybe stamp your Beckerhead number on the blade. Oh, and I know — what if it came with micarta grips, signed by Ethan?
Maybe we’re on to something here. What would you all think about a release like the BK-10 Crewman done especially for Beckerheads? Now I can’t say that it will happen, but it could . . . it really could.
Contemplate that, folks, and let us know.
Edit: for those of you who don't know what the BK-10 looks like, here's a picture I borrowed from Bladite (I hope he doesn't mind).
These are old Camillus ones, I think: ours would be even prettier.
First, but of least importance to the rest of the world: should bacon be re-classified as a vegetable? Would I be healthier, then? I know I’d be happier, because I wouldn’t feel as guilty about eating a vegetable.
Then I was contemplating the thread “Can we have a Beckerhead limited edition knife?” That got me thinking (thinking and contemplating at the same time; this multi-tasking stuff sure is hard on an old man) about why not have a Beckerhead knife? You Beckerheads really do deserve something special, after all.
The BeastK2 that JV3 came up with really does look pretty neat, but how many of you would actually carry that thing? I mean, it would have to weigh at least thirty-leven pounds; would you carry it more than once? Hernia, anyone? You could always hire a kid to tow it around in a little red wagon, I suppose, but that’s just not the manly thing to do. Aside from that, I don’t think KA-BAR’s going to go for it: as neat as it is, it would be a manufacturing/production nightmare. No, I don’t think that one will make it.
Okay, then. Hmmm. Special knife, special knife . . . what could it be? The BK-2? Naw, everyone already has one of those (or they should). Nothing special there, except for the awesome specialness of that special knife. It is special, but not nearly special enough to be the Beckerhead forum knife.
What to do, what to do? We need something unique, something just for Beckerheads. Hmmm . . . the BeastK2, while unique, isn’t going to happen. The BK-2 is pretty standard, but we all like the size, and . . .
Hey, wait a minute. There is a Becker knife about that size; unfortunately, it’s no longer in production. It would be good, though: 5 inch blade, .188 inches thick, just right for what we want.
What is it? Why, the BK-10 Crewman, of course; a knife beloved by many, many people. So well liked, in fact, that KA-BAR will be bringing it back sometime in the future. Yeah, you say, but that’s in the future: what about now? What about for we Beckerheads now?
Well, what if KA-BAR were to do a special release, just for Beckerheads? Maybe stamp your Beckerhead number on the blade. Oh, and I know — what if it came with micarta grips, signed by Ethan?
Maybe we’re on to something here. What would you all think about a release like the BK-10 Crewman done especially for Beckerheads? Now I can’t say that it will happen, but it could . . . it really could.
Contemplate that, folks, and let us know.
Edit: for those of you who don't know what the BK-10 looks like, here's a picture I borrowed from Bladite (I hope he doesn't mind).

These are old Camillus ones, I think: ours would be even prettier.
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