Becker Pig Riding Contest - IPRL Sanctioned Event - FLAMING PIG WINNER!!!

I'm still planning on this. I've got my mount and attire picked out. Just waiting on the chance to go do it.
 
Jonny1280 said:
Is this Moose getting ready to saddle up?
And is that a lame version of Tradewater lurking in the shadows wearing yellow rain gear?
And who is that hidden behind this bronze beauty?


This is the prize porker I have my eye on. Only problem...it's in Seattle on the buisiest corner of the public market. I'd have plenty of spectators in my IPRL debut. :D Damn...



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I've passed this many times in the last few weeks and wanted hop on for a ride. So many people though....at last a big audiance
 
I'd ride that big porker like 8 seconds was an eternity.
 
tradewater said:
AAAAHAHAHAAHA....I've done that before. Embrace your inner senior citizen Dubz. :D
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Haha, I guess so. Not the first time I've done this either. Damn pig thread on top of the chat thread. What the hell is the world coming to? :D
 
Guyon said:
My kids point out inanimate pigs everywhere we go. They're everywhere you look around these parts.
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Where??? I've been looking everywhere and asking everybody. :confused:

I know where there's a giant concrete milk bottle....
 
I have my wife and kids watching for pigs for me too. Nothing. I'm ready to do something pretty embarrassing if I can find one.
 
A possible source may be a concrete statuary yard art seller. I know there are concrete giraffes, elephants, gorillas, cows, etc at a couple of them "near" me so they probably have pigs, too. Near being 40 miles north or 120 miles southeast of me. Figured that one out AFTER I had already submitted my 4 foot tall, 9 foot long, 3 ton hippo.
 
Guyon said:
My kids point out inanimate pigs everywhere we go. They're everywhere you look around these parts.
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So, you've never heard this from a 14 year old girl before, "There are fake cows, would a cow work? Just go hop on one of those. Oh, look there's a chicken and there's a ram statue, would that work? You'll never find a pig Daddy, and that's what makes this soooo funny."

Anyway, I'm still on the lookout, but I'm not asking the family to help.
 
I cannot believe Ethan Becker has never viewed this thread.
 
Murphnuge said:
You have to be an active member or at least a productive member of society to change sigs. Now get back in your tower!
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You're not the first person who has said that to me... Not the active member part but the tower reference.
 
I decided to step up my game a bit. This IAP is on the main road through Lawrence the town K.U. is in. It is out front of a biker bar (Im guessing that is why the IAP has a flame job) so what better place to tag team an IAP?

 
Triple teaming a flaming pig. :eek:

I'd say that one wraps it up. Psy has clearly out-hustled everyone in this thread.

Ka-Bar sent me a BK-14 for this one, so the Eskabar goes to Psyop.

hawaiianhawk, I also think riding a pink electric pig in a crowded Sears merits some kind of prize. Let me contact Ka-Bar, and I'll see if we can at least get a Remora in the mail to you.
 
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