Becker Pig Riding Contest - IPRL Sanctioned Event - FLAMING PIG WINNER!!!

[tman038]

lmao... this is funny sit.

 

[james terrio]

I cannot, for the life of me, find an inanimate pig anywhere near me.

Me neither. I'm considering just straddling a ham.

 

[cbwoods67]

So I have been thinking about all the crazy contests we have over the years, and I find myself wondering: How do you guys get Ka-Bar to provide prizes for stuff like this?

 

[Galeocerdoshark]

Well, I found this little pig in an old box somewhere in the attic. It took quarters, but even then it wouldn't move. So I guess I'm game then!

 

[granitestateofmind]

A wild rearing pig that I lassoed with a braided leather whip and rode till he was tired.

Finally!! an actual entry! With chaps, even. That's.....priceless.

 

[granitestateofmind]

While crusing the interwebz trying to find other inanimate pigs in the area in and around Tacoma, I found this:

Its from 2011, just thought it was relevant somehow.....maybe not

That just makes me wonder....what the hell happened there? Some sort of low vision taxi driver get a hankerin' for bacon? That's got me scratching my head.

 

[daizee]

That just makes me wonder....what the hell happened there? Some sort of low vision taxi driver get a hankerin' for bacon? That's got me scratching my head.

And this, Sir, is why pigs were not meant to fly.

 

[Psyop]

Finally!! an actual entry! With chaps, even. That's.....priceless.

You dont want to know what my buddy thought when I asked him to take the pic!

 

[zzyzzogeton]

We grow'em big down here in Texas. I think it's about 5000 lbs of steel and concrete.

Hard to see but my 2 side arms are BK9s, my cavalry saber is a BK1. There's a BK11 in there somewhere and a Kabar 1232 as well.

 

[james terrio]

We grow'em big down here in Texas. I think it's about 5000 lbs of steel and concrete.

No offense, but that's the ugliest pig I've ever seen.

 

[zzyzzogeton]

No offense, but that's the ugliest pig I've ever seen.

I'm riding herd on a whole sounder of ugly, littler ones over in the snark thread. Easily the ugliest 4 legged one I've seen in a while.

 

[Guyon]

I don't know why so many folks are pigless. I'm running into inanimate pigs all over the place.



This particular pig has some serious cojones.

 

[Psyop]

I don't know why so many folks are pigless. I'm running into inanimate pigs all over the place.



This particular pig has some serious cojones.

and an alarm

 

[Guyon]

and an alarm

That's the eight-second signal.

 

[Shoki]

I know this doesn't count because it's not me but I thought I'd share.

My son got a kick out of me trying to figure out how to ride his piggy bank and insisted he get a turn. He's a better pig-rider than me, for sure.

 

[Guyon]

If anyone is up for a challenge, I can send the coordinates of this off-the-beaten-path inanimate pig.

 

[gmoneyluv]

If anyone is up for a challenge, I can send the coordinates of this off-the-beaten-path inanimate pig.

If it's in Tennesee, send coordinates. We will be down that way in mid Dec for three weeks - climbing and sampling Bar B-Q. I reckon we can squeeze in some pig riding.

 

[Psyop]

I found an IAP with wings even on the side of a building 30 feet or so up. Wife said she didnt think it would hold me lol

 

[james terrio]

I found an IAP with wings even on the side of a building 30 feet or so up. Wife said she didnt think it would hold me lol

Yeah... weight limits are an issue for some of us. Besides, if God wanted me 30 feet up a building or pole, He woulda miracled me up there

 

[Murphnuge]

A tough little bucker, nearly spilled my brew.