Beckerhead Mon/Wed Alternate-side Snarking

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In on 2! While at work, even. But not really, since I had to go to class for work today..and am typing this whilst in said class. uh..Double points?
 
daizee said:
Yeah, right now I'm trying to work another function into a knifey tool in another context. Two of my favorite pieces of your average SAK are the bottle and can openers. So handy for all sorts of light scraping, prying, and turning. I'd like to duplicate that in a fixed tool without it being an ergonomic nightmare.
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You're doing the Lord's work there.
 
Qeth said:
Man, I come back to BF and I instantly lose $49.95.

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I'm looking at you, Dubz!
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Haha. I saw that on another forum. I have no use for one, but thought it was kinda cool.
 
Qeth said:
Innovation Factory Trucker's Friend and Handy/Rescue All Purpose Tool, Made In The USA

Product Features
Handy all-purpose hand tool designed for professional truck drivers
Cut branches, pry loose nails, chip away hard-packed ice, and more
Includes curved axe, spanner, hammer, nail puller, tire chain hook, pry bar and lever
Shock-absorbing power grip and fiberglass handle
Made in the USA

It has a brother:

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Innovation Factory IF 232 HRT Multi-Purpose Tool with Custom Leather Sheath and Shoulder Strap
Product Features
Meets all four categories for a fire department forcible entry tool
Includes leather sheath and shoulder strap
Reliable, versatile, affordable, patent pending
Lifetime replacement guarantee
For police, firefighters and rescue workers, made in USA
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Thanks, it's ugly, but seems pretty useful. :)
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where do they come up with this shit.

Moose
 
For some reason multipurpose tools stress me out. Waaay to much goin' on. Even folding knives are a bit overwhelming. I prefer a sharpened chunk of steel. :D
 
Becker BK5 available in the exchange with preferable pricing for Beckerheads!
 
Skystorm said:
Wonder if I can baton stuff with it?
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You could use it AS the baton, and whack the back of your knife with your crovel.

I just noticed the "items sold separately" note in vertical text on the right. Hee hee.
 
Qeth said:
I was going to leave a snarky NSFW comment a lonely camper could put in the hollow handle, but I'll keep it PG-13. 'sides, dun' look big enough for men of girth.
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gives whole new meaning to "loving your knives" :D
 
I can thing of many other things to blow 110 bucks on besides a 5.5 pound assault shovel. A BK-9 and a laplander for instance....still got 4 pounds to go.
 
Qeth said:
Innovation Factory Trucker's Friend and Handy/Rescue All Purpose Tool, Made In The USA

Product Features
Handy all-purpose hand tool designed for professional truck drivers
Cut branches, pry loose nails, chip away hard-packed ice, and more
Includes curved axe, spanner, hammer, nail puller, tire chain hook, pry bar and lever
Shock-absorbing power grip and fiberglass handle
Made in the USA
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Hmm my dads a truck driver honestly the only thing i an see him using it for is beating the shit out of somebody breaking in or stealing his load ect. Ill ask later though. :D
 
DJG097 said:
Hmm my dads a truck driver honestly the only thing i an see him using it for is beating the shit out of somebody breaking in or stealing his load ect. Ill ask later though. :D
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I can only imagine what this would look like in the hands of an angry truck driver :p
 
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