Beckerhead Mon/Wed Alternate-side Snarking

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

hey, did you ever notice that we never got pictures of a cute waitress?

Chameleonbear · Sep 17, 2012

I don't do the creepy stalker thing... It isn't my style.

RogueBowie · Sep 17, 2012

Doogoon said:
Oh god.

Oh god I'm writing that down.

Haha, as long as I get a discount when I dine at your establishment.

Yo Doog, how's that BK-13 treatin ya?

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

RogueBowie said:
Haha, as long as I get a discount when I dine at your establishment.

Yo Doog, how's that BK-13 treatin ya?

It's awesome! I used it to shave my beret so it's made itself worth the cash that paid for it!

RogueBowie · Sep 17, 2012

Chameleonbear said:
I don't do the creepy stalker thing... It isn't my style.

She is a cutie, seems like she has a sense of humor to her also. That's almost more important to me than looks.

Chameleonbear · Sep 17, 2012

I could to the facebook stalk for pictures, but I don't like doing that either... I like being straight up with her.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

Chameleonbear

That picture took too long.

I call shenanigans and say that you googled it.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

The fun machine took a shit, and died.

Chameleonbear · Sep 17, 2012

Doog, my name is Jared... It's a bit easier to type than Chameleonbear if you aren't used to typing it out.

Chameleonbear · Sep 17, 2012

BRB... me and her are going out back.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

Well Jared, it's nice to meet you! *shakes hand*

Let's take the safety labels off everything and see what happens.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

gee Jared, what a dog.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

I hope the mods don't nuke us from orbit.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

Teach me your skills Jared.

All I know is the toast in an envelope method to get chicks.

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

I feel like I'm the only one left spamming.

RogueBowie · Sep 17, 2012

Doogoon said:
Teach me your skills Jared.

All I know is the toast in an envelope method to get chicks.

Toast in an envelope? Is that a Canada thing?!

RogueBowie · Sep 17, 2012

Sorry I was on pause for a bit I had to wake my GF up for work. She is an administrator for food production for a non-profit that feeds senior citizens and goes to work super early (but gets off early too).

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

RogueBowie said:
Toast in an envelope? Is that a Canada thing?!

No. It's totally not a Canada thing.

You put toast in an envelope, then you give it to her, and then you're set like 98% of the time.

RogueBowie · Sep 17, 2012

Doogoon said:
I hope the mods don't nuke us from orbit.

If anything they might appreciate our groundbreaking of a new generation of snark, a generation where snark does not end at 1000 but lives on, burning strong through the night (until inevitable thread lockdown).

Doogoon · Sep 17, 2012

RogueBowie said:
Sorry I was on pause for a bit I had to wake my GF up for work. She is an administrator for food production for a non-profit that feeds senior citizens and goes to work super early (but gets off early too).

Well gee, that's like amazing....