Behold, the 2023 BladeForums Traditional Forum Knife

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I wonder that if when we receive our 2023 forum knife with a clearly written description of the type of knife on the label...will there still be a smouldering undercurrent of rebels who insist on it being named an inverted stock whittleman or swell humpy lumpback or something....I hope so🤗
Oooooh, I like "Lumpback" :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::p
 
Oooooh, I like "Lumpback" :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::p
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I wonder that if when we receive our 2023 forum knife with a clearly written description of the type of knife on the label...will there still be a smouldering undercurrent of rebels who insist on it being named an inverted stock whittleman or swell humpy lumpback or something....I hope so🤗
If for some reason it's not called a "Swell Humpy Lumpback" one can expect more than just smouldering undercurrents but something more akin to a Mutinous Porch Outcry En masse... and I'm sure no one wants to see that. ;) :)
 
I wonder that if when we receive our 2023 forum knife with a clearly written description of the type of knife on the label...will there still be a smouldering undercurrent of rebels who insist on it being named an inverted stock whittleman or swell humpy lumpback or something....I hope so🤗

If for some reason it's not called a "Swell Humpy Lumpback" one can expect more than just smouldering undercurrents but something more akin to a Mutinous Porch Outcry En masse... and I'm sure no one wants to see that. ;) :)
Rather than a story or history on the tube it'll just be one long description of the pattern...."reverse swell stockman whittler counterclockwise backwards double reversed Norfolk on a capsized swell center canoe frame with a....."
 
Rather than a story or history on the tube it'll just be one long description of the pattern...."reverse swell stockman whittler counterclockwise backwards double reversed Norfolk on a capsized swell center canoe frame with a....."
that will likely satiate an angry Porch mob as long as the description contains the words, "swell humpy lumpback"
 
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reverse swell humpy lumpback stockman whittler counterclockwise backwards double reversed Norfolk on a capsized swell center canoe frame with a....."

Fixed it 🤣
Good work my friend! I think we'll be OK now.

BEHOLD THE 2023 BLADEFORUMS TRADITIONAL FORUM KNIFE! A reverse swell humpy lumpback stockman whittler counterclockwise backwards double reversed Norfolk on a capsized swell center canoe frame with a....."
 
I wonder that if when we receive our 2023 forum knife with a clearly written description of the type of knife on the label...will there still be a smouldering undercurrent of rebels who insist on it being named an inverted stock whittleman or swell humpy lumpback or something....I hope so🤗
"Mr. Frodo! Look! It's a Hump-a-lump! No one on The Porch will believe this!"
 
I recently uncovered an olde book in junior reading section of the Porchenberg Municipal Library....written around 1346 its the Tale of Humpy Lumpyback..
The most interesting part is when the Princesses discover his identity as he chants..
"No two Forum knives can be the same,
That's why Humpy Lumpback is my name".
They guessed and guessed but none could get the right name....and legend has it ....they are still waiting...
 
I recently uncovered an olde book in junior reading section of the Porchenberg Municipal Library....written around 1346 its the Tale of Humpy Lumpyback..
The most interesting part is when the Princesses discover his identity as he chants..
"No two Forum knives can be the same,
That's why Humpy Lumpback is my name".
They guessed and guessed but none could get the right name....and legend has it ....they are still waiting...
sounds like "humplestiltzkin" to me. you sure you aren't pulling all of our legs? 🤣
 
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