Behold...the MEGA-SMATCHET!!!

[DocJD]

5 years ago maybe......LOL

Smatchet ...classic , ageless and eternal .

 

[stabman]

5 years ago maybe......LOL

Still very entertaining, I had forgotten about this gem of a thread.

No, Smatchet  is - adjectives do not apply.

Mega-Smatchet is eternal.

Alien archeologists of the far distant future will gawp in open-mouthed wonder when they behold its glory.

 

[Bob Denman]

That thing is cte...Godzilla wants to know if it can come out and play!

 

[stabman]

That thing is cte...View attachment 1850233Godzilla wants to know if it can come out and play!

But does yours weight 3 pounds?
And where is the compartment for pills and cigars?

 

[Bob Denman]

Well over that limit!
I don't need hidden compartments: I've hired a "knife-bearer" for those chores.

 

[stabman]

Well over that limit!
I don't need hidden compartments: I've hired a "knife-bearer" for those chores.

Gak, hope you have replacement shoulders/elbows ready for if you take it out and use it!

Mine is plenty rough on joints with extended use.
The pill compartment wouldn't be just for laughs if I used it for too long.

 

[Bob Denman]

Been a bowhunter for 30 years. Shoulders are the best part of what's left of me!

 

[hank_rearden]

It's supposed to go thought a steel helmet. Otherwise, it's just a slicechet.

 

[Bob Denman]

It's supposed to go thought a steel helmet. Otherwise, it's just a slicechet.

I like the way you think!