Exactly what I was thinking.Maybe I've been watching "Lost" too much?

Good luck in your shopping decision. You know, you can buy multiple knives, use them all in 'practice' situations, and make a final decision based on your own experiences.
Personally, in all my years of outdoor experience, I've never once needed to chop wood. Except in seasonal camps where we had axes, saws, and hatchets that are much better suited for the task.
I've also never had a time when I wished for a SAK. The tweezers and scissors in my first aid kit are better quality; there aren't many things in the forest with slotted screw heads; and have never once found anything that required a corkscrew, magnifying glass, golf tee cleaner, or any of the other gadgets.
Very Best Wishes,
Bob