Best mall ninja knife

Bob W said:
Something you guys are forgetting, Mall Ninjas are notoriously cheap because a) they're still in Middle School, b) they're 40 years old, unemployed, and live in their mom's basement, or c) shopping malls pay their Ninjas very poorly.

So Dark Ops, Strider, and 'high end' brands are ruled out. :D

Here's my vote. It may be ugly and useless, but at least it's dangerous too:

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To be truly Mall Ninja, that knife needs some homemade (electrical tape) camouflage.
 
Bob W said:
Here's my vote. It may be ugly and useless, but at least it's dangerous too
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Speaking of dangerous. There's another thing we're overlooking. Mall ninja knives ARE dangerous, but usually only to the user.

Try doing anything other than fondling a knife like that and the user is sure to take some damage.

I've seen gas station tacticals come apart cutting relatively light cardboard boxes. We had to send a kid to the hospital at work one night because his ULTRACOOL INVISIBLE TO UV LIGHT knife sheared off at the pivot and gave him a nice gash on the forearm.
 
As a duly appointed member of the Mall Ninja Regulatory Commission, let me CUT to the chase. The MNRC Knife of the Year is the Mantis Seymour. A black fixed blade with a Uniroyal tread pattern on the handle! The voting wasn't even close.

Greg
 
I actually like that knife. Where can you get the Talon? Blade-tech says they're out of stock.
 
Samael said:
If that's the case, I guess we need to include balisongs in the discussion.
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Only CCCs, as mentioned knives of quality such Benchmades are out of the price range. Also, if they only cost $12.50 a piece you can carry 6 of them and throw them at your many enemies!
 
or lose them to cops
 
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