Best mall ninja knife

I'd send the Talon off to Reese Weiland and have him do a framelock conversion. And have the pocket clip holes put in the right place. Funny how Reese is getting a lot of my $$$ lately ;)
 
Thank you so much to whoever posted the comment about the mall ninja shrine... i have not been so amused in a long time, next time I want to go on some dark ops I will apply to be a mall guard (no offense to guards i just don't think they are involved in too many dark ops)
 
I'm surprised only one person mentioned United Cutlery so far, I have to agree anything Hibben just screams Mall Ninja.
 
The darn thing is named after a freakin' cell phone! If this knife doesn't put the Tracker, already a hard core mall ninja knife (or perhaps more accurately described as a "Survival Fu" knife), to shame, I don't know what will.
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Regards,
3G
 
I believe a true mall ninja is also identified by their Axe-deodorant, 2-year old condom and cell phone shoulder holster.
 
Samael said:
You are most welcome.

Edit: Here's the link: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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Wow. That guy is one freaking BA mall cop. Russian mafia is all over raiding the cinnabon. I've had to stop those pesky rebels from taking the last cinnamon roll many a times. At costco, those people taking two samples of food, that's grand larceny.
How did this guy continue to make up these rediculous stories? All of them were so ludicrously fake it was pathetic.
 
Psychopomp said:
MOD? Or would this be more of an armchair commando knife?

"Tactical" folding knives with any grade of stainless steel (from 420j2 to s30v) with any type of black coating are mall ninja knives in my book. "It's to reduce glare..." Right, so the enemy can't see you opening your bag of Doritoes.

Any knife with tiger stripe coating is mall ninja.

Any knife with digital camo anywhere is mall ninja.
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Does that mean my digital camo millie is now "mall ninja" along with my ZT302?? :D

Mall Ninja knives are classified by their cheapness, their poor build quality, and their "tacticool" matte black appearance.
 
There are shoulder holsters now? SOLD! I'm waiting on that tactical titanium pocket clip that I can attach to my RAZR so I can wear it IWB. It'd have to be attached with duct tape, since I can drill into the phone (it'd void the warranty).

It'd also be nice if there was some way to mount it like a boot knife, so I can feel it vibrate when I get a call, but alas, a man can dream...
 
You missed the point made by others that mall ninjas are poor and incredibly cheap, making these eyecandy folders out of reach, and out of the mall ninja category. Just barely though.
 
A_Blade_Afficionado said:
Wow. That guy is one freaking BA mall cop. Russian mafia is all over raiding the cinnabon. I've had to stop those pesky rebels from taking the last cinnamon roll many a times. At costco, those people taking two samples of food, that's grand larceny.
How did this guy continue to make up these rediculous stories? All of them were so ludicrously fake it was pathetic.
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I re-read that last night. I'm almost sure the mall cop was pulling a very long trolling session. There's no way someone could take themselves that seriously. I bet he was laughing his ass off throughout the whole thing.
 
I just read that Grecko45 fiasco.. It baffles me that people like that exist.. Are all mall cops that ignorant.. I mean if he is telling the truth.. Ugh.. I need some advil...
 
Razorsharp244 said:
I believe a true mall ninja is also identified by their Axe-deodorant, 2-year old condom and cell phone shoulder holster.
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I believe that our local "axe" equivilant is called "lynx" (infact, it seems that axe is lynx and vice versa, just with diferent company names. same slogans, same cans, same adverts everything)

in that case I have two of the three! lynx and a cell phone shoulder holster! :eek: am I an unwitting mall ninja?

YayILikePie said:
There are shoulder holsters now?
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link and annother :cool:
 
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