Best Movie Line Ever?

"There are two kinds of people in the world..." The good the bad and the ugly

"Contemplate this on the tree of woe" Conan 1

"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing" The Empire Strikes Back

How about these,

Call the police, I am my own police

If you shoot me in a dream you had better wake up and apologize
 
Thats not a knife! this is a knife!!! The idea is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sob, die for his. You gonna pull those pistols boys, or you gonna whistle Dixie.
 
"I find your lack of faith.....disturbing" The Empire Strikes Back
>>Wrong. Vader, Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Hope


If you shoot me in a dream you had better wake up and apologize
>> Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs
 
Thats not a knife! this is a knife!!!
>>Crocodile Dundee

The idea is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor sob, die for his.
>>Patton
 
Connery in the Untouchables
"Leave it to a Dago to bring a knife to a gunfight"

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"Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges!"

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"Well, well, he fell in the well."

"Get a rope, get a rope!
It's to short!"

"Jump a little."

The Little Rascals, kills me every time.
 
Zed's dead, baby ....

I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to bash your phucking brains out!

You're terminated, phucker ....
 
"I hate Illinois Nazis."

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Sir? Do I look like an officer to you? What does '3 up, 3 down' mean to you?" "End of an inning?"

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

"I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my day, but I've never 'fornicated' anybody."

"I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps." "He was drafted."

Name 'em! :D
 
Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets"
"How do you make your female characters so lifelike?"
'I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability."
 
"I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps." "He was drafted."

M.A.S.H.
 
"To you, a hero is some kind of weird sandwich" - Oddball, from Kelley's Heroes

"When you got to shoot, SHOOT. Don't talk..." Tuco, ffrom TG,B, & U
 
I remember watching some porno and the lady said she wanted to be fxcked into a coma.
 
"Well now Timmy have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Airplane

"Aim small miss small"
 
These aren't the best movie lines ever but I enjoyed them at the time:


- “Make a move and the bunny gets it.”



[has the Madam captive]
- “Now - everybody throw down your guns or I scrape off all her make up!”
[re-considers the Madam's face]
- “This might take a really long time.”


--SAK
 
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