Bladed weapons of mass destruction found in British garden

I was horrified to see that "saw" that the kid was holding. What is this world coming to? Yeah, gardeners and landscapers are threats to public safety. I think they should ban volcano's and earthquakes.... kill entirely too many people.
 
G. Scott H. said:
I've always been suspicious of gardeners. I mean, they have access to fertilizer (explosives) and lots of sharp implements. They're public safety threats waiting to happen! :eek:

You may laugh, but just wait until the Brotherhood of the Green Thumb releases its manifesto!





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No you’re on to something there!

We actually just had a serial killer in the Toronto gaybourhood who was a landscaper. He was killing people and dismembering their bodies and putting them in those giant concrete planters under the dirt and putting flowers ontop. So far they’ve found six bodies. The gay community was saying for a while now they had a serial killer in their midst, begging for police help. The police chief scoffed and even mocked them; he didn’t do enough to stop these evil gardeners. Then once they caught him, he said that If the gay community had been more helpful, they would have caught him sooner.

This runs deep.

Toronto serial killer Bruce MacArthur.
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https://www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.cnn...oronto-landscaper-killings-charges/index.html
 
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Lapedog said:
No you’re on to something there!

We actually just had a serial killer in the Toronto gaybourhood who was a landscaper. He was killing people and dismembering their bodies and putting them in those giant concrete planters under the dirt and putting flowers ontop. So far they’ve found six bodies. The gay community was saying for a while now they had a serial killer in their midst, begging for police help. The police chief scoffed and even mocked them; he didn’t do enough to stop these evil gardeners. Then once they caught them he said that If the gay community had been more helpful, they would have caught him sooner.
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I saw that story. It's actually surprising this doesn't happen more often (or maybe it does?) when you consider how easily a gardener could dispose of as many bodies as they wanted, really.
 
It would be a fine day in England,
once the entire population does away with cutlery.
As it is, a great majority enjoys finger licking good vegetable curries.
Guess it would be up to the Scots to save the day :-)
 
Said it before and I'll say it again, what we need around here is a subforum around here that's a place to discuss the laws that affect us "Knife Nuts"!

Maybe Spark can get on that!
 
GB is an interesting social experiment, to see whether a small and immensely wealthy elete can monopolize all weapons and project enough power to dominate the vast majority of the population. Unfortunately, if the population gives up and stops caring, all of the wealth, deeds, property and titles will vaporize in an instant, and we will all be starting the monopoly game again, right from the beginning.



n2s
 
b00n said:
Why? I don't think they mind open carrying machetes....and RPGs
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After 33 years of service to Uncle Sam I've seen, or been involved with, more third world shitholes (Trump was right about this) than I care to think about. No one I know who's ever been to Somalia ever wanted to go back. This is a country where, if you're not from the local clan, you're a target. And they will kill you for anything you have that they don't; shoes, a pencil, etc.

I highly recommend you avoid any country where the State Department website advises:
  • Avoid sailing near the coast of Somalia.
  • Draft a will and designate appropriate insurance beneficiaries and/or power of attorney.
  • Discuss a plan with loved ones regarding care/custody of children, pets, property, belongings, non-liquid assets (collections, artwork, etc.), funeral wishes, etc.

Do you honestly want to live in a country where even the firepower available couldn't prevent the incident in "Blackhawk Down"? Realize the country has not improved since then. Foreigner life expectancy is measured in hours ...
 
GIRLYmann said:
It would be a fine day in England,
once the entire population does away with cutlery.
As it is, a great majority enjoys finger licking good vegetable curries.
Guess it would be up to the Scots to save the day :)
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Ha, been to Scotland lately? It's almost as bad
 
GIRLYmann said:
It would be a fine day in England,
once the entire population does away with cutlery.
As it is, a great majority enjoys finger licking good vegetable curries.
Guess it would be up to the Scots to save the day :)
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They will have to order out...from France?

n2s
 
I just bought 2 sizes of paint stirring sticks and a bunch of tongue depressors. I'm going to sharpen them all up and go on a rampage. Being pine wood, they should sail right through the metal detectors.
 
the bad part is......no one can tell a parody or joke from real anymore. the lunacy in these govt social tactics and rules is unreal nowadays. the lunatics have taken over the asylum. into the mouth of madness we continue.......
 
USMCPOP said:
I just bought 2 sizes of paint stirring sticks and a bunch of tongue depressors. I'm going to sharpen them all up and go on a rampage. Being pine wood, they should sail right through the metal detectors.
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Are you mad? You're gonna get the ATF to classify trees as destructive devices!
 
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