Bladed weapons of mass destruction found in British garden

jbmonkey said:
are fries allowed anymore....:rolleyes:
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Fries lead to obesity, it kills millions of Americans every year.
NYC tried to ban big gulp slurpees, why not fries?

Or was it just big gulps? Slurpees still allowed :D
 
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jbmonkey said:
are fries allowed anymore....:rolleyes:
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Check your cholesterol level and consult your Doctor. Your results may vary. Known to the State of Califustica to cause obesity.

Edit: Forgive me. Photo is from Thailand. The kid with the empty fries bag is asking "You gonna eat that?"
 
USMCPOP said:
Check your cholesterol level and consult your Doctor. Your results may vary. Known to the State of Califustica to cause obesity.
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lost my rights to super sized coke....if they take the fries ill be forced to frown.:)
 
shinyedges said:
Fries lead to obesity, it kills millions of Americans every year.
......... :D
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We will have no more dying. Your creditors own you and will no longer allow you to welch on your commitments by dropping dead. You will just have to go on living.

n2s
 
not2sharp said:
We will have no more dying. Your creditors own you and will no longer allow you to welch on your commitments by dropping dead. You will just have to go on living.

n2s
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Sounds like a perfect utopia :rolleyes:
 
eisman said:
After 33 years of service to Uncle Sam I've seen, or been involved with, more third world shitholes (Trump was right about this) than I care to think about. No one I know who's ever been to Somalia ever wanted to go back. This is a country where, if you're not from the local clan, you're a target. And they will kill you for anything you have that they don't; shoes, a pencil, etc.

I highly recommend you avoid any country where the State Department website advises:
  • Avoid sailing near the coast of Somalia.
  • Draft a will and designate appropriate insurance beneficiaries and/or power of attorney.
  • Discuss a plan with loved ones regarding care/custody of children, pets, property, belongings, non-liquid assets (collections, artwork, etc.), funeral wishes, etc.
Do you honestly want to live in a country where even the firepower available couldn't prevent the incident in "Blackhawk Down"? Realize the country has not improved since then. Foreigner life expectancy is measured in hours ...
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None of us were being serious about moving to Somalia. I hear the weather is much milder in Afghanistan anyway.

;)
 
USMCPOP said:
They will after I glue sandpaper to them for fluffing and buffing cheap machetes. I have devious plans.
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Washington Post May 4th, 2018
A marine veteran has been formally charged with attempted fluffing and buffing of ATF Agents in the course of a raid of the mans home. Instead of surrendering his illegally obtained and heavily modified tree parts Agents stated he tried to fluff and buff their faces with coarse sandpaper attached to his make shift assault sticks.
He is awaiting trial in Eco Court and is being held by members of WWF who are dressed in Panda Costumes.

:eek:;)
 
shinyedges said:
Call and order a pizza and call the police to save you and see who shows up first.

I hope you're hungry.
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The cops are under no legal obligation to protect you... decided by the Supreme Court. They don't have to show.

Pizza Guy is going to want his tip, though.

marcinek said:
Said it before and I'll say it again, what we need around here is a subforum around here that's a place to discuss the laws that affect us "Knife Nuts"!

Maybe Spark can get on that!
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Or a subforum where folks can discuss "Current Events", or such.
 
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