BladeForums.com is becoming part of the Google+ team and will become GoogleKnife!

[Koyote Girl]

GoogleKnife aims to be the leader in changing people's attitudes about natural handle materials. We do not condone the selling/buying/trading/making of any knife that uses plant or animal material.

Plastics!

But plastics are worse for the environment....

We're offering a one-time discount of 5% to knifemakers who signed up for google+ accounts prior to March 31, 2014. See post #280 for our new rates. Thank you for being a member of the G+ Family!

I'd rather be refunded in full. Gimme my money back!

 

[Doug C]

You big kidder, you ! :thumbup:

DC….

 

[Aias]

Wait... it's April 1st... this had got to be a joke. Has someone concluded this already? I have not read through all the posts, but the one that stated a member had to get rid of a reference to the NRA is just too much. Someone tell me this is an epic April Fool's Day prank... anyone?

 

[MerryMadMonk]

But plastics are worse for the environment....



I'd rather be refunded in full. Gimme my money back!

Actually, it seems that you may owe us money, Sierra. But I'm sure something can be worked out.

 

[Koyote Girl]

Actually, it seems that you may owe us money, Sierra. But I'm sure something can be worked out.

NooooOOOOooooooOOOOoo!

 

[salmonkiller]

Can I use bitcoin to upgrade my membership?

 

[555]

Let me Google it the next time, this the worst spa I've ever been to, slow service, drafty room and this massage table is too hard.

 

[amen74]

spark is going to retire in the Caribbean now,

Yup. He's laughing all the way to his Swiss bank account.

 

[555]

You big kidder, you ! :thumbup:

DC….

LOL

I did too, the trucks will be there at daybreak.

 

[amen74]

Mods mysteriously missing

It's no mystery. They're all on a permanent vacation.

 

[Jakester]

If Google bought BF when you searched "CUSTOM KNIFE" on Google you would get the following results:

Knives are dangerous
www.dontcutyourself.com

Use Spoons Instead Society
www.concavecutleryforum.org

Resolve your hostility through knitting
www.knittingnotknivesyousickoedgejunkies.net

 

[amen74]

I know this might be an april fools thing but if its really part of google I would really move to another forum, cant stand the google takeover stuff. But I really like this forum, I mean it is the best and biggest after all,

Good luck finding another knife forum as successful as GoogleKnife. You won't.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[Humppa]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh - great comments everyone, let 'em come!

 

[MerryMadMonk]

Can I use bitcoin to upgrade my membership?

No. Not at this time.... but soon. Announcements to follow.

BTW, you will need to remove "Don't Tread on Me" from your signature line. It's too confrontational and non-inclusive. You will want to read post #346. Thank you.

 

[scion88]

GoogleKnife is just too vanilla. If you've given in to the corporate state, maybe consider one of these new names: CollectivismCutleryCorner, BigBrotherBladeSSS, der FührersFavoriteFlipper, DeathBy1KKKuts, Hotsy-Totsy-Nazi-Knives. Just to name a few...

 

[Zaper]

For the "safety" of all, some examples of the allowed materials:

And be advised: Not Hardwoods Allowed!

 

[link2derek]

Yea, right! Good one, dude...

 

[Kiah]

It's no mystery. They're all on a permanent vacation.

It's weird seeing what's going down behind the scenes. Changes are being made, but some will stay and some will go. I hear Haze is being brought in to head up public relations, so it looks like at least some of the new staff will be familiar.

 

[badjujuboy]

Not this boy! Google this!

 

[amen74]

I want a raise.

All salary increases have been frozen until complete transition to GoogleKnife takes place. Thank you for your patience and dedicated service Mr. Blues.