Blessed blades?

[Velitrius]

Terrible Ironic Horde! Hah, that brings back memories...

Indeed. Foggy, alcohol induced, probably inaccurate memories.

Mossy, I'll bet you got a drawer full of steak knives that probably got caught up in the blessing hullaballoo. Better ask extra for them at the garage sale.

 

[mael333ca]

I dunno... I'm pretty sure blessed knives deal critical damage to unholy creatures if you roll greater than a 5 (D8) on the initiative roll.

just have some proper runes engraved on the thing!

 

[Velitrius]

just have some proper runes engraved on the thing!

Now why would you go and rune a perfectly good knife?

 

[GronK]

Nope -- just my motorcycles.

Now that I think about it, though, maybe we should start offering a blessing as a value-added service.

Tom @ KnivesShipFree

Make sure you advise customers before shipping! (It burns! It burns!)

 

[AntDog]

Velitrius here, Ordained Minister and member in good standing of the Terrible Ironic Horde.

My religious credentials are mighty. I have personally sentenced two people to marriage, and presided over a pet spaying.

I will hereby bless any blades I deem worthy. Post your picture and request my blessing and it shall be so. Verily I say unto thee, some blades might need to do a bit of penance... Jarbenzas, I'm looking in your direction.

Please form your line in an orderly fashion, that there be no wailing or gnashing of teeth.

Here ya go, bless this one:



Loved the "sentenced to marriage" comment.

 

[Velitrius]

You're set, AntDog. Blessed the skulls separate in case you want to transfer them to another knife down the road.

If you met the guy's wife, you'd realize it wasn't too harsh a sentence. Still think he's trying for an early release for good behavior though.

 

[AntDog]

Thanks! + 3 against undead creatures! I'm officially dubbing it "Vampire Slayer". Like Buffy, only cooler, and not as pretty.

 

[scotchleaf]

CM - this bring back memories?

 

[Charlie Mike]

CM - this bring back memories?

I've never actually seen that one in real life.

You might like this... the album was created to accompany a campaign.

[video=youtube;vLbvV6pLp4Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLbvV6pLp4Y[/video]

 

[Velitrius]

CM - this bring back memories?

Those are getting hard to find. I've got the full set... PH, DM Guide, Monster Manual, Deities and Demigods (original one with the Cthulu Mythos) Fiend Folio... It's a nerd treasure trove I tell ya.

 

[G. Scott H.]

I remember this bad boy from around '81-'82. Good times!:thumbup: Wish I'd kept the set. Probably worth some cash nowadays.