Born on the Snark of July

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Happy 4th to everyone.

I bought an axe today to use in my chopping workout. I won't bother with a pic because it was a cheapy.
 
Guyon said:
They say it's the most peaceful way.
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I believe it... I remember many many moons ago doing it in a lake that way when we ran out of t.p while camping.

DunkEm said:
Do you need a doula for that?
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Not for this particular body function. Altho if you ask some women, child birth feels just like pushing out an imposable poop.


I have to make jokes about this stuff as I've been lucky enough to catch two of my own babes this way (not the poo type, actual children). I know way too much about child birth because my wife is an obstetrics nurse and my sister is a doula. It's all they ever talk about when they get together. With all the knowledge I got brewing in the ol'noggen (and doing it twice) I would pass the certification exam lol. If men start giving birth, I may change my career choice :rolleyes::barf:
 
Hanging out at the ball game this evening. Todd is here..... Somewhere.

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The 4 B's:
Becker, Booze (yes, it's mead), Blueberry Biscuits (OK, Scones), and Bacon (Thick Cut)
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bigghoss said:
How would they know? Girls don't poop.

(sticks fingers in ears and runs away while humming loudly)
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Bahahaha this is how we know you ain't married ;)

Nobody tell hoss the easter bunny doesn't exist :rolleyes:
 
Why are the firecrackers now so much wimpier now then when we were kids?
Where the hell are the M-80's?
 
LG&M said:
Why are the firecrackers now so much wimpier now then when we were kids?
Where the hell are the M-80's?
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You need a good dynamite arrow to cheer you up.
 
TBL said:
I believe it... I remember many many moons ago doing it in a lake that way when we ran out of t.p while camping.
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Years ago, I was performing a delivery in waist deep water just off Shell Island, and I looked up and saw about a 3' to 4' shark cruising the surf.
Things sped up from there.
 
NO BEANS in the chili, Beans can be served on the side with the chili and Chilled watermelon!!!! :D
 
bigghoss said:
How would they know? Girls don't poop.

(sticks fingers in ears and runs away while humming loudly)
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That's what they want you to think.... Because if you found out they stink worse than us before marriage.... Well more men would stay bachelors forever :D

My daughter says... "Daddys farts are loud.... But mommys will kill everyone"

Kids rock. :D

zzyzzogeton said:
NO BEANS in the chili, Beans can be served on the side with the chili and Chilled watermelon!!!! :D
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Man this entire post is all screwed up. I had chili tonight... FULL of BEANS and MEAT.. stewed maters, onions, mater sauce, mushrooms, jalapenos and chedda cheese.

Good eating.

Melons are not as sweet once they been chilled and they loose their natural texture in the cold fridge or freezer.. Not my opinion... I have worked the watermelon fields myself a few times... The best ones, like tomatoes, are the ones eaten fresh off the vine.

Lets add some copy and paste...

"The cold fridge degrades their flavor and texture (even as it keeps them from rot), characteristics that already start to deteriorate the moment they’re picked. “Any grower will tell you that the very best watermelon is the one that you break while harvesting and end up eating,”

Ideally, keep them just a bit cooler than room temperature, eat them as soon as possible, and refrigerate them only after they’re cut, or only for a few hours before serving if you want to serve them cold."


Glad i could settle this debate :p

:D
 
So, you go to this place in Chicago called Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinders. You order meat sauce, no mushrooms and then you wait. After you wait for a while you get brought out this thing that looks odd... Very odd...
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And you think... This is a pizza?! WHAT THE!!! I was ripped off!

Then they flip it over and you realize "ok, that looks more like what I think a pizza looks like" and it does... Sorta
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So then you say "Screw it... Let me try this thing it can't be all that" and you cut into it
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OH SWEET JEEBUS! This thing was amazing!
Pizza Pot Pie from Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinders (at 2121 N. Clark...)
 
SaturatedShadow said:
Well, I found a new use for the Victorinox can opener the other day.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1304132-Adventures-with-the-Victorinox-Farmer

I'm claiming the title of the first person to document the use of the can opener as a vet needle wrench.

I'm trademarking it. Anyone who hereafter uses a sak can opener to unscrew syringe needles owes me royalties.
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so if I don't admit it works well for taking my "cajun injector" apart for cleaning, or post pictures of such activity, you can't prove I'm violating your "trademark"?
 
1066vik said:
so if I don't admit it works well for taking my "cajun injector" apart for cleaning, or post pictures of such activity, you can't prove I'm violating your "trademark"?
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I probably do not have any legal standing, or if I do, it is so vague and nebulous as to be practically nonexistent, but I will give you a phone call and boldly claim that I am the only person in the world with any right whatsoever to disassemble cajun injectors or cajun injector-like items.
 
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