Bring on a DEATH CHAT!!!

Yeah! What he said!!! :grumpy:

POST THEM PICS!
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:D
 
The Pacific Ocean is blowing up my street again!! Not to mention that it is literally rainin' Hogs 'n Piglets outside! :eek:

As soon as it dies down, I'll try to get some put up. It's a tan SJ, btw.. ;)
 
Did you get the one with the black paper? We're getting record weather here. Was 70's yesterday! :eek: Who says Global Warming isn't real? I remember snowboarding when I was a kid at the beginning of October:eek:
 
I wish! :(

No, this one is plain ole black micarta...

Even though the Pacific Ocean is a few miles west of me, you can hear the waves smashing on the shore..

I need to go out there and check out the destruction! :D
 
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop
with their nine children. A blind man joins them
after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine
kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind
man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the clicking of the stick
of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That clicking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
 
A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Only $20! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. After looking at the instructions...

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She gets even more excited, and whispered softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As soon as she gets home she follows the instructions to the letter -- but to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So the blonde calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time.
 
Schuey2002 said:
^^ LOL! :D

Hey, Aaron, what's the story behind that avatar of yours?
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Well after a certain someone else's freaky arse avatar, I was trying to think if a more disturbing avatar than their's was possible, so I set out searching. I couldn't find anything worse. That was just a random weird picture I came across on flickr.
 
I used these as avatars for a while:

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These would make good Busse avatars:

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I'd like to figure out how to make this work in the avatar window:

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aaronjayl said:
Well after a certain someone else's freaky arse avatar, I was trying to think if a more disturbing avatar than their's was possible, so I set out searching. I couldn't find anything worse. That was just a random weird picture I came across on flickr.
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ha!!!!!!!!
 
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. When he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come here to watch you ladies swim nekkid or make you come out of the pond nekkid." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
 
I'm so lonely:grumpy:

I came home from playing darts and I'm the only one in the Busse forum.

I should get a SHSH for that!

or better one of these, it looks good in snake skin:thumbup:




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Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
 
idahoskunk said:
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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About half way threw this list I realized that Ill be having dinner with family. :barf:
 
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