Bring on a DEATH CHAT!!!

aaronjayl said:
Which ever it is, takes some beautiful pics. So whats the good word on the SMOGs?
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i'm afraid the smogs are in jerry's hands... (along with a glass of pigs nose)
 
I hear you schuey. Coons are normally a pain in the arse here, but havent been that bad this year. Even skunks havent been round so much. Just lots of turkeys and possums.
 
aaronjayl said:
I wish it was Friday :( Today's only Wednesday for me. Mon/Tues are my weekend.
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Well at least today's "hump" day for you. 1/2 way there. Don't even go there you deranged HOGS! :barf:
 
OK so I thought "maybe" I can get in on this chat.

I was not around for the last one, hell I am not even sure I was born when Shaggi left, sorry I never got to know the person.

It's 10:45 pm Fri here, killed a 12 pack, wife is already asleep and all I can hear now is the dog licking himself.

Ain't my life just friggin' grand?
 
Schuey2002 said:
what class of rapids are those?
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class VI

International Scale of River Difficulty: ​

Class I: Easy
Fast moving water with riffles and small waves. Swimming is pleasant, shore easily reached. Almost all gear and equipment is recovered. Boat is just slightly scratched.

Class II: Novice
Straight forward rapids with wide, clear channels which are evident without scouting. Swimming to eddies requires moderate effort. Climbing out of river may involve slippery rocks and shrub induced lacerations. Paddles travel great distance downstream requiring lengthy walk. Something unimportant is missing. Boat hits submerged rock leaving visible dent on frame or new gash in plastic.

Class III: Intermediate
Rapids with moderate, irregular waves, which may be difficult to avoid. Water is swallowed. Legs are ground repeatedly against sharp, pointy rocks. Several eddies are missed while swimming. Difficult decision to stay with boat results in moment of terror when swimmer realizes they are downstream of boat. Paddle is recirculated in small hole way upstream. All personal possessions are removed from boat and floated in different directions. Paddling partners run along riverbank shouting helpful instructions. Boat is munched against large boulder hard enough to leave series of deep gouges. Sunglasses fall off

Class IV: Advanced
Water is generally lots colder than Class III. Intense, powerful but predictable rapids requiring precise swimming in turbulent water. Swimming may require 'must' moves above dangerous hazards. 'must' moves are down graded to 'strongly recommended' after they are missed. Sensation of disbelief experienced while about to swim large drops. Frantic swimming towards shore is alternated with frantic swimming away from shore to avoid strainers. Rocks are clung to with death grip. Paddle is completely forgotten. One shoe is removed. Hydraulic pressure permanently removes waterproof box with all the really important stuff. Paddle partners running along stream look genuinely concerned while lofting throw ropes 20 feet behind swimmer. Paddle partners stare slack-jawed and point inamazement at boat, which is finally pinned by major feature. Climbing up riverbank involves inverted tree. One of those spring-loaded pins that attaches watch to wristband is missing. Contact lenses are moved to rear of eyeballs.

Class V Expert Not recommended

Class VI For Drunk Rabid Skunks Only!
 
Sounds bout as exciting as mine. Had a couple doubles of Beam. Started watching a movie with my girl then she fell asleep half way through. Cat is stting here scratching my hands when I type cause he wants to play and then I have to be up at 6 to go to work :(
 
Class VI !!! :eek:

I like the idea of floating down the river drinkin' beer, like in that first pic instead.. :D
 
idahoskunk said:
class VI

International Scale of River Difficulty: ​

Class I: Easy
Fast moving water with "riffles" and small waves. Swimming is pleasant, shore easily reached. Almost all gear and equipment is recovered. Boat is just slightly scratched. !
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Yea my God watch out for those class 1 "riffles" they will kick your butt!

ah come-on Skunk you know we love ya
 
If thats the case schuey, you should come to Maine. Do a Google on "Saco river trip". Just lots of people floating in canoes, drinking beer, and partying.
 
aaronjayl said:
If thats the case schuey, you should come to Maine. Do a Google on "Saco river trip". Just lots of people floating in canoes, drinking beer, and partying.
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Send me directions Dying to get up there
 
Briggz said:
Send me directions Dying to get up there
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Thats easy for you. Just follow Route 1 North. Will bring you right where you need to go;) You'll have to wait til next year though. The "season" is over. PArty is done :(
 
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