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I'll list the things that offend me:
1.) People that think the answer to their own fears and dislikes is to make sure no one exercises their right to decide their own likes and dislikes.
2.) People that think the answer to their own fears and dislikes is to ban those things.
3.) People that, in the future, may post an avatar of something as bland and devoid of personality as themselves. Such as a big skillet of Hamburger Helper. Or a big pot of macaroni and cheese. I will be offended. I will request that no such foods (if one may actually call them "foods") ever be posted again. For I find those foods to be the root cause of the moral decay of America, leading children to thinking that cooking is just adding the noodles from packet "A" and the sauce mix and a cup of water. Think of the children! They could be irreparably harmed by seeing big, digusting skillets of processed foods! How will we ever convince them to eat their broccoli if they see big, steamy pans of Hamburger Helper (the cheeseburger one) and even Tuna Helper?! My Gods, do you see what that could lead to?! Why, a study by one of the leading universities has discovered that kids that don't eat their broccoli are 103.6% times more likely to return library books five days overdue, stick their used chewing gum underneath school desks, and look at old National Geographics in the dentists office (the ones with the !Kung! women in them.) We must act now to save the children! We must ban the possible avatars of any "just add hamburger or tuna" ready-to-serve in 20 minutes meals! The future of our nation is at stake! Please help! I'm sitting here, the only one concerned about this crisis (and while it is immensely satisfying to play the suffering martyr---would someone please pass me my crown of thorns...it's over there behind my halo), and everyone just thinks it's silly! Well, it's not! This is an important issue! You laugh now, but wait til you find empty cheese packets from Kraft in YOUR kid's bedroom! Who'll be laughing then, eh!?
1.) People that think the answer to their own fears and dislikes is to make sure no one exercises their right to decide their own likes and dislikes.
2.) People that think the answer to their own fears and dislikes is to ban those things.
3.) People that, in the future, may post an avatar of something as bland and devoid of personality as themselves. Such as a big skillet of Hamburger Helper. Or a big pot of macaroni and cheese. I will be offended. I will request that no such foods (if one may actually call them "foods") ever be posted again. For I find those foods to be the root cause of the moral decay of America, leading children to thinking that cooking is just adding the noodles from packet "A" and the sauce mix and a cup of water. Think of the children! They could be irreparably harmed by seeing big, digusting skillets of processed foods! How will we ever convince them to eat their broccoli if they see big, steamy pans of Hamburger Helper (the cheeseburger one) and even Tuna Helper?! My Gods, do you see what that could lead to?! Why, a study by one of the leading universities has discovered that kids that don't eat their broccoli are 103.6% times more likely to return library books five days overdue, stick their used chewing gum underneath school desks, and look at old National Geographics in the dentists office (the ones with the !Kung! women in them.) We must act now to save the children! We must ban the possible avatars of any "just add hamburger or tuna" ready-to-serve in 20 minutes meals! The future of our nation is at stake! Please help! I'm sitting here, the only one concerned about this crisis (and while it is immensely satisfying to play the suffering martyr---would someone please pass me my crown of thorns...it's over there behind my halo), and everyone just thinks it's silly! Well, it's not! This is an important issue! You laugh now, but wait til you find empty cheese packets from Kraft in YOUR kid's bedroom! Who'll be laughing then, eh!?