Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the existance of the 'three-dog-knife' can be revealed, hovever many parts of the original reports have been blacked out, for obvious security reasons. Apparently the original 'three-dog-knife' (henceforth referred to as 3DK) was designed for retail security special operations officers during the ultra-secret Canine Intervention Events ca. 2007-09. Originally carried in special speed-sheaths deployed from an 'undervest', 3DKs were deployed with great effect during Operations "Black and White" and "Shambala". Unfortunately, the secret predator mall dogs changed their tactics (by forming up in groups other than three), and the results created the now famously secret "Joy to the World" disaster, in which the chaos became so intense that the nephew of an anonymous Mayor was sodomised, and he left the mall screaming "Mama told me not to Come". Most 3DKs were mothballed after that event, and were reglegated to bicycle protection duties. Most specifications are still restricted to a need-to-know basis, but they are thought to be created from a super steel alloy, able to support the weight of the user when driven into any substance, cut auto steel like butter, including the hinges of already opened doors, and still hold an edge capable of taking down three dogs. Most examples were either destroyed or confiscated by the invading subliminal alien gang the "Canines of Sirius" who put up a reward of 3million "kibbles" 200 thousand "bits" (approx. $150 USD) for each example. Survivors are rare, and can 'fetch' high dollar on the Black Dog Market. 3DKs are not considered imports as they have "Never been to Spain", but they've been to Oklahoma.
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