Can your knife support your weight?

I feel a certain kinship to the OP. I have a metal hip replacement that was installed by an orthopedic surgeon, I have many knives and a dog, and I have opened my truck door many, many times. I think you are all being hard on the guy. After all he has sacrificed $2000 worth of knives in his quest to create the ultimate knife of all knives for our benefit. Sadly the knife he is so valiently trying to create already exists. I saw it in the BudK catalog the other day. 10" of bombproof 400 series stainless steel, full tang with real artificial black bone handle scales, stealth black tactical survival coating, and the proof that there is no better knife for all real life battle needs- emblazoned on the side in glorious old world font....."Death waits in the night". Seriously if I was a dog or a car door I'm pretty sure I would just fall over dead on purpose to avoid the mayham that knife would bring.
 
Creaky Bones said:
I feel a certain kinship to the OP. I have a metal hip replacement that was installed by an orthopedic surgeon, I have many knives and a dog, and I have opened my truck door many, many times. I think you are all being hard on the guy. After all he has sacrificed $2000 worth of knives in his quest to create the ultimate knife of all knives for our benefit. Sadly the knife he is so valiently trying to create already exists. I saw it in the BudK catalog the other day. 10" of bombproof 400 series stainless steel, full tang with real artificial black bone handle scales, stealth black tactical survival coating, and the proof that there is no better knife for all real life battle needs- emblazoned on the side in glorious old world font....."Death waits in the night". Seriously if I was a dog or a car door I'm pretty sure I would just fall over dead on purpose to avoid the mayham that knife would bring.
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awesome!
 
You guys might be laughing now, but just wait until you have to take down more than two dogs. Your average knife is no match for three or even four dogs! My Spartan Blades Harsey Hunter gives me the confidence I need to confront three dogs and IEDs. Perhaps even three dogs with IEDs! What if you need to cut through an auto body to escape three dogs with IEDs?!
 
Will your knife support the weight of you, your bicycle, and three dogs all at the same time? This thread's creating more questions than answers. :grumpy::D
 
G. Scott H. said:
Will your knife support the weight of you, your bicycle, and three dogs all at the same time? This thread's creating more questions than answers. :grumpy::D
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What if I need to ride my bicycle across a tight rope to escape three dogs wielding IEDs? Will the knife support the tight rope?!
 
The-Stig said:
What if I need to ride my bicycle across a tight rope to escape three dogs wielding IEDs? Will the knife support the tight rope?!
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Are we to assume you used your knife as a step stool to climb up to said tight rope? Because that would throw a serious wrench in your plan.
 
The-Stig said:
What if I need to ride my bicycle across a tight rope to escape three dogs wielding IEDs? Will the knife support the tight rope?!
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only if you tie the rope to the handle after impaling the knife on an IED-collapsed wall, then you can use it as a step to escape the dogs. It's rather obvious.
 
Creaky Bones said:
I feel a certain kinship to the OP. I have a metal hip replacement that was installed by an orthopedic surgeon, I have many knives and a dog, and I have opened my truck door many, many times. I think you are all being hard on the guy. After all he has sacrificed $2000 worth of knives in his quest to create the ultimate knife of all knives for our benefit. Sadly the knife he is so valiently trying to create already exists. I saw it in the BudK catalog the other day. 10" of bombproof 400 series stainless steel, full tang with real artificial black bone handle scales, stealth black tactical survival coating, and the proof that there is no better knife for all real life battle needs- emblazoned on the side in glorious old world font....."Death waits in the night". Seriously if I was a dog or a car door I'm pretty sure I would just fall over dead on purpose to avoid the mayham that knife would bring.
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did your orthopedist use only a knife, and at the same time testing on ur body to make sure his tools worked??????

The-Stig said:
You guys might be laughing now, but just wait until you have to take down more than two dogs. Your average knife is no match for three or even four dogs! My Spartan Blades Harsey Hunter gives me the confidence I need to confront three dogs and IEDs. Perhaps even three dogs with IEDs! What if you need to cut through an auto body to escape three dogs with IEDs?!
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3 dogs??? this is why i EDC a PX4 when i bike lol, only when i bike no other time but then
 
hey this guy should be proud of this post its got over a 100 replies and over 4050 views

ON HIS VERY FIRST THREAD!
quite the achievement
 
spartan knives are too expensive to spark my interest. id rather have one of every scrapyard ever made than one spartan. or invest in some survive knives. they are cool, though.
 
The-Stig said:
You guys might be laughing now, but just wait until you have to take down more than two dogs. Your average knife is no match for three or even four dogs! My Spartan Blades Harsey Hunter gives me the confidence I need to confront three dogs and IEDs. Perhaps even three dogs with IEDs! What if you need to cut through an auto body to escape three dogs with IEDs?!
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Bah!

3 dogs you say...
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3 dogs with IEDs? Here's something with more reach...
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