Can your knife support your weight?

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blevinsknives said:
One of my favorite pair of shoes in school was a pair of Puma's. They had this cool pocket on the side that was perfect for holding one of the small throwing stars from the 80's.
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My friend still wears a vintage pair of those and he uses the little pocket to keep his medicine if ya know what I mean. :D
 
Groush said:
Orthopedics is like carpentry, lots of prying, cutting, drilling and hammering. If someone tells me their steel can do something I do not believe it can do, I will test it even if it took an earthmover and destroyed the knife. That's engineering---destructive testing.:) I have used knives to cut people from their clothing after a crash, I dug a watch out of the hot tar of a racetrack after a four hour event, cut open many cans, and took down three dogs after I was attacked on my bicycle. My knife must be all it can be. I did not desroy the Randall, the Dozier, and the Randy Lee I scored along the way. These are true customs not like a TGLB.
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Go troll somewhere else.
 
leifjl said:
but ken, why? i have a similar tale to tell. once when i was hiking in the backcountry i wound up in a long drawn out fight with a whole family of sasquatch, needless to say i brought the whole affair to an end by dispatching them all with nothing more than a rusty spoon. and thats the truth.
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So I'm not the only one who knows the sasquatch's weakness of the rusty spoon

they aaaaallllll said i was crazy, BUT KNOW I HAVE SOMEONE TO PROVE IM NOT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

good lord, I love when people post threads like THIS; it helps with the insanity lol
 
How the heck would I know? I use a knife for cutting, and a jock strap for support.
 
BTW what does Orthopedics have to do with a knife???
If you are and orthodontist and you go destroying teeth just to see if a dremel bit works you wont be in business very long.
That and last time I checked my orthodontist never spent 2k testing tools or even used a knife while working on my teeth for that matter.
if he were to even try to put a blade in my mouth he would have a knife in his groins
 
This thread is comedy gold, keep it coming, Groush. I wanna hear more about the dogs and climing over walls, then a bit more about 2k worth of knives you destroyed.

I saw a movie once, someone threw a bunch of throwing knives into a wall as someone else climbed up them. Don't remember the name of the movie, maybe if you guys finish dispatching dogs for the night you can help me out with it.
 
machine26 said:
I wanna hear more about the dogs and climing over walls, then a bit more about 2k worth of knives you destroyed.
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so do I. I will admit im a knife's nightmare when it comes to use and abuse, but I have only lost maybe $500 in broken knives and that being bold

machine26 said:
I saw a movie once, someone threw a bunch of throwing knives into a wall as someone else climbed up them. Don't remember the name of the movie, maybe if you guys finish dispatching dogs for the night you can help me out with it.
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Do coyotes count?? popped one trying to get a snack out of the neighbors hen house about 20mins a go, sadly there weren't three & i didn't use a knife. But one of the movies you might be thinking of is "assasins", is a hilariously poor quality 90's kill 'em up movie that made "The Room" look like a high budget film........

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!! HAHAHA
 
MNofUSN said:
If you are and orthodontist and you go destroying teeth just to see if a dremel bit works you wont be in business very long.
That and last time I checked my orthodontist never spent 2k testing tools or even used a knife while working on my teeth for that matter.
if he were to even try to put a blade in my mouth he would have a knife in his groins
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No kidding! Good thing Groush isn't an Orthodontist.
 
MNofUSN said:
BTW what does Orthopedics have to do with a knife???
If you are and orthodontist and you go destroying teeth just to see if a dremel bit works you wont be in business very long.
That and last time I checked my orthodontist never spent 2k testing tools or even used a knife while working on my teeth for that matter.
if he were to even try to put a blade in my mouth he would have a knife in his groins
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Orthopedics= Bone Doc
Orthodontics= Tooth Re-arranger

But still, if someone is using me as a medium for "destructive testing", I would not be a happy camper.
 
leifjl said:
but ken, why? i have a similar tale to tell. once when i was hiking in the backcountry i wound up in a long drawn out fight with a whole family of sasquatch, needless to say i brought the whole affair to an end by dispatching them all with nothing more than a rusty spoon. and thats the truth.
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bet that spoon can't support your weight.

:D

the only thing I need my knives to support is a family of five.
 
Tripwire895 said:
Orthopedics= Bone Doc
Orthodontics= Tooth Re-arranger.
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thanks for the correction Trip, but this now brings up even more concerns!!!

i like the idea of an orthodontist better because i can picture him prying out molars and bicuspids out of little Jimmy's head with a pair of pliers, just to make sure that they work haha
 
We gotta do a 3 dogs vs knife test for youtube. You bring your knife and bike, I'll bring the dogs.
 
MNofUSN said:
thanks for the correction Trip, but this now brings up even more concerns!!!

i like the idea of an orthodontist better because i can picture him prying out molars and bicuspids out of little Jimmy's head with a pair of pliers, just to make sure that they work haha
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No problem, I totally agree with you though. That would be interesting.
 
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