Canned food

"Stuff Posing As Meat"

Or Spam as it is more commonaly known. I feel spam deserves it's own post. Maybe even it's own thread, and possibly its own forum. Which it probably already has.



My parents grew up during GD-1, the Great Depression. My dad was born in 1928. So his formative years were tough ones. My parents looked at food much different than I do. They went without. If my dad got extra money. The pantry got filled. Not a boat,mflat screen tv or an ATV, food was first priotity.

He was also a Korean vet. He had an affinity for spam. He worked the docks in NYC before he went over to Korea. One of his early jobs was spending all day standing up 55 gallon drums. To this day, he is the only man I have ever met that can stand up two 55 gallon drums one on each side of him, with one hand on each, at the same time. I am sure others can do it. I just haven't seen it. I also have a picture of him doing a hand stand on the bars of a '47 Indian Chief, floating around somewhere.

He said after doing that all day. He actually gained weight when he went to basic, and even into Korea. He attributed that to Spam and beans. He drove that into my head at a very early age. Son, he would say. "You may not like it, but you can live on it for a long time"

If you think about it from a nutritional standpoint. It makes sense. Both Spam and beans offer up some protien. And the protien from the meat compliments the protien from the legumes. Both add in some carbs. The fat comes from the Spam And the beans finish off with some much needed fiber.

In reality, a pretty complete meal. Easily warmed in a canteen cup in a hot zone. The best part, as he pointed out. Was the fact that it could be eaten cold when needed, with no ill effects.

In today's yippy-skippy, politically correct world. Spam is looked upon with more disdain than a pedophile in a toy store. Folks who have never been hungry a day in their lives. Thumb their noses at such a repulsive food.

Me, I love the stuff.

But like most things in life. Moderation is the key. Even water will kill you if you drink enough of it. In the picture above. I sliced off a slab from the end about a quarter inch thick. And then chopped it into quarter inch cubes. Sautéd with the peppers and onions, then added into an omelette. It makes for a fine breakfast.


I think the can says two and half servings. We usually get 8-10 out of it.

In a quick glance of our pantry. One will see some cans of beans right and right next them, some cans of Spam. Part tribute to my dad, part because you can live on it for a long time. My dad was a much wiser man than I realized.

The best part?
The stuff can't go bad, it starts out bad, so where can it go!

***Knife content added, because, well, it's a knife forum.
 
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I agree, not much better eating then fried spam and eggs for breakfast. (don't forget the hot sauce)
 
Dang Lost Viking. Now spam is not what I call eating high on the hog, but you know I may just have to break out a can tomorrow for breakfast and make some eggs. I don't make breakfast very often, so this will be a treat.
 
Our local surplus store sells one brand of freeze dri , it's called "back country cuisine" I've started buying a bag or two every time I'm in there. One they sell is easy cook scrambled egg , I guess I could pack that with a stove and a can of spam and try that for brekky one day. Or even just cook the same at home.
 
"Stuff Posing As Meat"
I love "stuff posing as meat". We should remember it, or its content, is often usually considered delicacies in many nations outside of mine. Today I had scrapple with breakfast at my club's clubhouse. mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Speaking of mountain bikes , the other day I saw a fellow rider sitting on the path , flat tire. Two other riders went past him and ignored him , I rode up to him and got a convo started. It turned out he had a spare tube , but his pump was not working. I hung around and let him use my pump , til his bike was going again. I'd like to think someone would do that for me if I needed it. He had French valves like me ( so a service station pump isn't gonna help ) , and where it was is an industrial area , a long walk from any housing.

A coupling converter cost $2
A must carry!
 
I feel threads like this are so important. Not nesessarily because of a Zombie Acopolypse or other end of the world scenario.

More because things happen in everyday life to a lot of people. Train wrecks in Canada. Flash flooding in Texas. Droughts out west. And snow and ice in colder climates.

I have been heading in this direction for quite a while now. Not because I fear the end of the World. Instead because I like the independence that it brings. When the power goes off at our place. Not much changes.

We even carry enough stuff in the vehicles to weather a 3-4 day event. Up here and anywhere really, it just makes sense. I actually know folks who don't even own a flash light, let along extra batteries. They just assume some will come along and help them.

Another thing we store. I don't think I saw it mentioned, is coffee and tea. Also canned evaporated milk as was mentioned, and boxed powdered milk.

Like many folks, I entered into this mind set gradually. I think that is the way it should be approached. There is no sense in going out and dropping a boat load of money on stuff you may not even like the taste of. Yes, it's true, if you are hungry enough you will eat most anything. But why suffer unnecessarily.

Pasta, and red sauces store easy, and offer a lot of options. A can of chicken blended in with speghetti, and sauce makes a very tasty emergency meal, all from the pantry. Especially if you have the capability of adding in fresh baked rolls or biscuits.

Like most of the things in my life today. I look for items that have stood the test of time. Things that are versatile, by that I mean they can serve more than one purpose. And things that still work when the juice goes off.

Good examples are things like Oatmeal. Eat it normally, add it to meatloaf,or bake cookies with it.

Same for molasses, many uses. Baking cookies and cakes, sweetener for coffee, and other options.



I hope this thread keeps it's traction. This is, or could be, a very important topic worth discussing.


Oatmeal and white rice....both can be added to Ramen noodles to provide additional nutrients and act as "fillers." Doing so, allows you to stretch out the Ramen a few more days.

Speaking of Ramen....typically I eat two packs at a time but only use one spice packet. The other packet gets thrown into a gallon sized Ziploc bag and that bag gets thrown into BoB or hunting pack. Makes great "soup" when boiling up clean snow for something to warm me up on the long hunt....

Molasses also lures squirrels....a drop or two on the trigger of a common, wooden rat trap. Screw snares.....rat traps are the BOMB for really small game.

Also things to store for bug IN.....195 proof Everclear. Why? Medicinal use - sterilizes instruments and wounds; is the thinner for wood varnishes for instruments; is fuel for stoves; is available for barter; is fire starter.......

Also, for dry food storage - INVEST IN A GOOD VACUUM SEALER. Vacuum packing your dry goods will help it last longer than the plastic bags they came in at the store. Add food grade O2 absorb packets:

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Even though they have a relatively short shelf life (a year or less), I love storing nuts. Peanuts, cashews, almonds, pistachios...good source of both carbohydrates and protein, full of minerals and vitamins (specially from the B group) and so tasty and delicious. They also have a high calorie to size ratio, so in a small soda can sized container can concentrate up to 2000 calories and a lot of important elements (calcium, iron, manganese, zinc, copper, selenium, potassium, etc.).

And when they are about to expire, you just open them and make a night party watching TV!
 
I wonder what "expire" actually means in terms of nuts? Dry out? Develop mold? I like nuts too especially peanuts and cashews.
 
I wonder what "expire" actually means in terms of nuts? Dry out? Develop mold? I like nuts too especially peanuts and cashews.

Usually it means the oil/fat has gone rancid giving it an off-taste. They can still be eaten with prep though if you are hungry enough.
 
I love "stuff posing as meat". We should remember it, or its content, is often usually considered delicacies in many nations outside of mine. Today I had scrapple with breakfast at my club's clubhouse. mmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

I remember the first time I had scrapple. I was working near Hershey Pa. I stopped in a Friendlys. They had it on the menu. I had heard about it, so I ordered some. It had the taste and consistency of a dog turd that had set out in a paved parking lot for three days.

I was relating my experience to one of the good old boys from the mountains of Pa. He, realizing I was pretty much just like him, except from the mountains of New York. Took it upon himself to send me home with some of his real home made scrapple to try. Night and day difference. Good stuff when it's made right, and cooked right.

I don't think I have eaten in a Friendlys since.

I used to grab Potted Meat once in a while. Until my wife had to go and read the lanel and ruin it for herself. Apparently she doesn't care for mechanically seperated chicken parts, or beef tripe. She never handled the "Hearts and Livers" parties all that well either. Oh well, just more for the savages.
 
I remember the first time I had scrapple. I was working near Hershey Pa. I stopped in a Friendlys. They had it on the menu. I had heard about it, so I ordered some. It had the taste and consistency of a dog turd that had set out in a paved parking lot for three days.
That just BEGS the question ----- how do you know the taste of a dog turd that had set out in a paved parking lot for three days?
 
As a kid and being one of 7 brothers and sisters in a working class family, we ate scrapple (pretty tasteless stuff). Usually fried in a skillet with syrup on it.
 
What is Scrapple? Also, no one has mentioned everyone's private chef, Chef BoyArDee. Canned Spaghetti, Canned Ravioli and all that stuff. Long shelf life and you don't even have to heat the stuff up. Lots of carbs and meat, and the hungrier you are, the better it tastes. When I used to take long bike rides I'd eat this stuff before a ride and for those of us who aren't world class athletes, it does just as well as hi-tech athlete foods. Don't worry about the sodium content, just drink more water and sweat or wizz it out. I take this stuff camping and actually eat the stuff at home when I just want to microwave something fast. Also the easy open cans mean you don't have to destroy a knife because you lost your can opener and you weren't smart enough to get a SAK with a can opener on it.
 
Very neat and precise. I keep a goodly amount at home too, but your's certainly catches my eye. I have a lot of squirrels around my house as I feed the birds continuously year around. I want to just kill those bushy tail robbers, but in the back of my mind I keep thinking that maybe I might need to eat them. :D

At current prices, that's equivalent to a Roth IRA. :D

ramen noodles, plus, we're close enough that in a REAL emergency, i have bolt cutters, and KFC and Mickey D's have outside freezers..(jk..maybe..). We always have lots of noodles, beans, rice, regular canned veggies, probably 20 peanut butters right this moment, crackers-lotta crackers, flour and pancake stuff, spam, corned beef, beef jerky..you name it, we likely have it here. We had a F4 in 2008, no power for almost two weeks on my end of town, but my Mom called to complain about her cable- her lights were back on within 24 hours, as she lives in the affluent end of town,lol,- ("it's still out! THREE DAYS! why can they not get this cable on? think they'd pro-rate my bill? I'm missing my stories!" ) . :D anyways, yeah. we learned our lesson. Had an ice storm in 2013, blew thru with flying colors, snug and cozy with cocoa, a generator, and the wood burner going. Oddly enough we collected quite the pack of neighbor kids, apparently their homes were boring without any electricity. We became the "cell-phone-charging capitol of our street", and that was within four hours.
 
I have a couple generators also and have the house wired to plug a generator into it. That was something I did this spring following two tornados within a mile of the house in a two year period. Probably don't keep enough gasoline on hand, but I just don't want to store more than about 10 gallons.

A couple years past, there was a tornado that touched down just NE of the house. We had high winds and it tore my roof up a bit, but it was still intact. After the tornado, electricity was out and I thought it might be a longish haul. I surveyed the neighborhood to see if there was any neighbors in trouble and headed for Walmart to buy more gas cans (to beat the rush). Bought 4 5-gallon cans. Filled them up with gas and got home. The electricity was back on... oh well... 5-gallons pretty much last about 8-12 hours with my generator with continuous usage. The small one needs gas about every two hours or so. But it's portable and I use it more than the bigger one.

Kao, you sound to be well prepared for a short term emergency. As the one "kid" said on Alaska Bush People.... electricity is civilization and survival item #1 or #2 after you determine that everyone is okay and you know you have some supplies on hand.
 
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