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Forget that, I'm doing this now. Okay. First off the bat, forgive me Karda, I am supremely sorry if I offended you, and forgive me, people of Bladeforums, if I offended you. I am, indeed, as Karda hinted at, not quite conforming to what one describes as normal. Perhaps I will never be as society describes normal, no matter how much medicine they pump into me. But I am, (other than that rather grave mutation in my genetic code, or imbalance in my chemical processes), a sound young man with a lot to live for. I just had a long discussion with Eric, who has officially passed my rather strange friendship test of foisting my problems on him and seeing how he deals with that massive burden. I am glad to say he is alive after being crushed by my problems, though, as Cantina frequenters might already know, he is not quite as lucky as I am in the 'sound body' department. And that made me realize just how lucky I am, just to be alive on this not so glorious day. I could have died a horrific of lightning today, and I did NOT. Wow, that's kind of surprising, considering my usual luck concerning natures machinations (there's that big word again, Eric, I still don't know if I used it right, but boy, does machinations sound impressive or what?) And, anyway, I discussed things with my new official friend, and I am certain that no harm will befall my dog due to my hands, not now, not ever. So, while I appreciate the admirable haste to which our moderating hero Karda responded, I'd like to say that NO, my dog will sleep soundly tonight. I am good for the day and night that follows. However, I hear that some weeds up in Wilmington are talking smack about me and my aunt Laurie. UH-OH?!?! IT'S PLANTY BEAT-DOWN TIME, WHERE'S MY GARDEN KNIFE, SOIL AND EPIPHYTIC TAPROOTS WILL FLY ON THIS DAY, A SAPPY DAY, A DAY OF GREEN MENACE COME TO A CLOSURE!!!! BAM!!! Okay, I'm done. Seriously, all joking aside, for now, I'm good. I'll see you all later, and remember, no matter what ridiculous vitriolic messes spill out of my fingers, I ALWAYS mean well. Oh, and I seriously hope this serious mishap of mine has not ruined my chances with HI, because I believe Miss Yangdu Martino has a real Nepalese style kunai with my name on it hidden well, and I intend to find it! (I'm kidding, I only mention it because I was wondering if HI could possibly make a kunai or not. It does not seem like TOO much of a deviation from the norm, and I would rip out my lungs and pay her with them to get my hands on one, or TWO...*shudders out of supreme kunai hunger*) Okay, I'm done, and I hope I offend none with my latest shennanigan-esque type of thing I'm about to post. Okay, peace everyone. And I got you, Eric. We're cool. Peace, this time for sure.
David
David