Child hood pranks

I never pulled much beyond messing with the occasional substitute teacher, but some of you guys should be commended for your ingenuity.
 
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In Junior High a friend of mine set off a survival smoke cannister (yellow, IIRC) and forced the evacuation of the school. This was back in the mid 70s. Today it would be covered live on CNN.
 
A kid in high school set off a smoke bomb in the school library. the funny part about the incident was the fact that the school photographer just happen to be walking by and got a picture of the idiot actually setting the lit smoke bomb in a garbage can. The picture got published in our school paper. :D

Ric
 
As a group of families camping in Tshinga in '79, on the wilder shores of Kariba there was a boys' tent, a girls tent and one for each adult couple. No game fences there was presence of the big five and various pretenders in the animal kingdom.

The first night I crept out raised the edge of the back flap and with one hand grabbed one girl's head, pulled and scarpered to the screaming.

The next night my brother decided to repeat the trick on the girls and ran headlong into a buffalo who decided to chase him into the tent screaming.

The next holiday we were doing some water skiing. The Queen bitch (12) was sunbathing in a light folding chair on the end of the floating skii jetty. At the end of the session, Some how, her chair became entangled with the ski rope when the powerboat idled off to the boat jetty. That and the locust in her sandwedge made her flip.
 
One of the daily activities as a freshman was to stack the garbage can behind the bathroom door outside the lunchroom. The unsuspecting sap would push the whole deal over, making a huge noise, and cause the entire lunch area to come to a complete stop. He then got to contend with a hand full of Vaseline from the door handle on the way out.

Another classic was in Literature class when the whole class of 90 students was quietly reading, a buddy of mine would sneak up the stairway and slam the classroom's 2 1/2" thick hardwood door that was there near the stairway. Boooommm!!!!! Even when you knew it was coming it would startle you out of your seat!
 
I was living in a frat house my junior year, and there were these two really annoying girls that would always come hang around the house. They couldn't take a hint to leave, so we told them outright to get off the property. They were underage too, so nobody wanted to mess with them. Well the next night they show up again. We figured they needed a little stonger suggestion, so we put dog shit under the door handles of their truck. We never saw them again.
 
Here's two relatively mild ones I did recently:

Made a huge sheet of aluminum foil and duct tape and taped it to my suitemate's door frame. He woke up the next morning and opened his door to a huge shiny wall. He also had to peel his way out.

Fold a packet of ketchup in half and carefully place it under the toilet seat so the seams face inwards. Catch someone in the morning all groggy and they find ketchup on their 'nads when they sit down to crap. This one was a real riot!
 
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I was living in a frat house my junior year, and there were these two really annoying girls that would always come hang around the house. They couldn't take a hint to leave, so we told them outright to get off the property. They were underage too, so nobody wanted to mess with them. Well the next night they show up again. We figured they needed a little stonger suggestion, so we put dog shit under the door handles of their truck. We never saw them again.
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I've done the dog shit under the door handle a couple times too, real fun!!
 
Our studio at varsity had a great position over the garden next to the canteen. Water bombs were great until the nurses decided that it was too dangerous and moved to just under the concrete canopy. We got round that using 4 guys, a bin bag and some rope, we heaved it out so that it swung back in on the rope.

That went down like a cold shower. We had to replace all the ruined text books, cover the soggy lunch bill and were suspended for a week.

Worked out ok in the end as one of our retards married one of the victums, the windows were welded shut on that side of the building to deter further adventures.
 
Our one flatmate in diggs was a chain smoker and serious womaniser. He had the dirty habit of having long overdue unemptied ashtrays around. So I doctored one next to his bed by burying large squibs with fuses exposed. Sure enough a week after we had no result and stopped giggling he was enjoying a cuddle when we heard the hiss and held our breath until the bang.

Was he seriously pissed off! His girlfriend, now an ashblonde, saw the humour but it took many beers to calm him down.
 
I didn't do this myself, but a friend did. In college, the guys next door where being an A-hole ( I forget what he did), so my friend and his room mate decided to get him back. They peed into a can, then poured it into a pizza pan and froze it. The next morning when the guys went to class, they took the frozen pee out of the pan and slid it under the door. By the time they got back from class it had melted into the carpet. Then later in the year the guys left for the weekend and forgot to lock there door. They went in and painted the walls with milk. He said after a week he could smell it next door and it was awlful.
 
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When (if) you get married, make sure to give your keys to someone you absolutely trust, otherwise, who knows what you could end up with in your car. Luckily I got off with red food color in the windshield washing liquid, and peanut butter on the gas cap, and spare tire.

DD
 
We loosen the screws of the podium at our school to piss the teacher off.
We've also taken out all the desks.
She doesn't really mind though.
 
Paint every black toilet seat in the building with a nice heavy coat of black shoe polish.
 
At our school the thing right now is zipties. During school often times we will ziptie the zippers of someone's backpack so they cant get it open, sometimes we even do that after turning the backpack inside out. It would not be so bad if we were allowed to have sissors in school but we cant. Also during YLT(youth leadership training) in scouts it is common practice for the patrols to leave during the night and raid other campsites on the last saturday. While we raided the campsites one patrol stole one hat from each of the other patrols and we retaliated by going into their site turning a tent inside out and stealing all their staves then throwing them out in the field. Then we went to another patrols campsite and ziptied one of the kids in his tent. other pranks have included duct taping people in their bunks, making a rope cage around a summer camp tent, and replacing bug repelent with sugar water.
 
You can't even have sciccors now?
Geez, I feel lucky I'm in private school. I can carry a Swisscard, sans knife.
 
has anyone tried clingfilming a toilet. I wanted to try that at school on a couple of occasions, but I could never get clingfilm that would fit in my school rucksack with out pokeing out the top (couldn't get a bigger bag either, it wouldn't fit in my locker)

Some people may realy regret i read this..........
 
Been there, done that. Simply awsome. Try it at a pub but make sure you are not caught with the role afterwards.

We did it once at a varsity ball. Ladies get very wet. I have had it done to me and I was most surprised at my reading being upset.
 
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