Child hood pranks

Come on now... my paint the toilet seats with black shoe polish is a killer classic! Paint them after work when all have gone home... the shoe polish dries and the odor disapears... next day, people "sit"... body heat warms the polish... and they never usually realize they have a "ring around the rosie"... if you are lucky they go home and spread the shoe polish to their own toilet seat!
 
Hope the statute has run...
Took a baby carriage out of a trash pile and set it on a railroad track .
Great mayhem ensued .
 
My dad told me a story of a joke he pulled on a firefighting course, when he was a merchant navy cadet.
they put a load of fire-fighting foam compound into the cistern of a toilet. the next person to flush found the cubicle verry quickly filled with massive amounts of foam.
apparently works best with the old style cisterns that are mounted up high, with the chain.
 
I have always wanted to throw a well advertised beer bash with kegs full of NA beer. At the end, maybe leave a receipt for the beer in a place where it would be read?

Back in middle school I did an interesting social experiment. I noticed the day after you cut your lawn, the clippings dry into clumps. Put it in a bag with a little oregano and presto... dope! Kids I knew from school bought this "grass" and the kicker was they actually came back for more. It was a dumb move on my part, lucky nobody kicked my ass, but funny still. And if one of em decided to narc on me, well he's giving himself up as well. I would not advise doing this.
 
Soilarch said:
I had to wright this one down. Sadly $25 of crickets may not be all that much anymore. It's been a decade since I've bought crickets. Gosh...the sororities don't even have houses...just "suites" that are ALL CONNECTED!!!!!
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At PETCO down the street from my house, they sell large ones for 9 cents each (if you have the PALS card). Therefore, you can get around 277 crickets or so total which isn't much really... (not like I am a math whiz or anything). Just my configurations.
 
the maintenance man at our apartment left an old water heater that he'd changed out sitting in the breezeway. we took it and sat it directly in front of a guy's door so he couldn't come outside without moving it. then we covered it with an entire bottle of baby oil. he was not happy.

to the same guy....we were having a big party and he was in the bed with his girlfriend, both passed out asleep. a bunch of people climbed onto his balcony and snuck inside. two or three of them layed down in the bed real quiet beside them and another guy took pictures. we showed him the pictures a few weeks later, and again he was not happy.
 
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