Sounds like a scam to get wise men to touch your robe.
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Sounds like a scam to get wise men to touch your robe.
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naw, it's a business like any other religion. i also let the women touch me in more places than just the hem. they get even more enlightened.
the cave has a marketing dept, sales, and of course a customer care dept. with computer answering service. if you get past the please press 1 for .... remember, your call is important to us, please hold...the human you reach is in bombay. we outsourced. i bring in this little old lady on fridays to handle the accounts.
the line of rotary holy water lawn sprinklers complete with dual prayer wheels is doing quite well in the southwest of the USA and parts of australia.
ah, well, sunset. by the rules i'm allowed to eat, drink, and make merry with the female pilgrims after sunset. there's this cute blonde one with an interesting chest for starters, and the brunette with the short hair....i'lll have the chinese girl with the whip for dessert i think.
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Have you hired a remote executive assistant in india like tim ferris? http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/outsourcing-life/
Now where was that "i don't have a staff" thread.
Now where was that "i don't have a staff" thread.
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i have a staff. it's made out of rattan tho. it's brass head assists me in executing those who deserve it. much better than a ferris.
one of the tenants of my faith is that a true enlightened man or woman is measured by what he gives away rather than by the possesions he keeps. i assist them in this by becoming a focus for their giving.
i have been blessed with the occasional glimpse into the future, a small opening into the cosmic wheel of knowledge, which is telling me that in the near future we will find this thread moved by the gods of the forum into the cantina. the fickle finger of fate writes, and moves on...
one of the tenants of my faith is that a true enlightened man or woman is measured by what he gives away rather than by the possesions he keeps. i assist them in this by becoming a focus for their giving.
i have been blessed with the occasional glimpse into the future, a small opening into the cosmic wheel of knowledge, which is telling me that in the near future we will find this thread moved by the gods of the forum into the cantina. the fickle finger of fate writes, and moves on...
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Who knows maybe lady Justice is really blind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Justice#Depiction " conflates the attributes of several goddesses who embodied Right Rule for Greeks and Romans, blending Roman blindfolded Fortuna (luck) with Hellenistic Greek Tyche (fate), and sword-carrying Nemesis (vengeance)."
Dont give up hope, as lady Gaga would say. "Just Dance"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Justice#Depiction " conflates the attributes of several goddesses who embodied Right Rule for Greeks and Romans, blending Roman blindfolded Fortuna (luck) with Hellenistic Greek Tyche (fate), and sword-carrying Nemesis (vengeance)."
Dont give up hope, as lady Gaga would say. "Just Dance"
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URGENT MESSAGE
this is the real kronckew, i have been away on holiday with the blonde chick in accounts and return to find my outsourced life has gotten way out of hand. please be advised i do NOT live in a cave on a mountain. i'm alive and well in the UK. i've never thrown a khukuri, i do NOT fast, and i only fool around with the accounts chick. the holy water sprinkler is real tho. they're on sale by the way. the outsourcing company in bombay apologises to y'all. the responsible agent has been disciplined and returned to the ticket sales desk for british rail which is also the hotline for the poison control centre in atlanta.
posted by your new agent, gupta who is wanting to be reminding you that it is now politically correctness to be calling it mumbai, we are no longer bombay.
this is the real kronckew, i have been away on holiday with the blonde chick in accounts and return to find my outsourced life has gotten way out of hand. please be advised i do NOT live in a cave on a mountain. i'm alive and well in the UK. i've never thrown a khukuri, i do NOT fast, and i only fool around with the accounts chick. the holy water sprinkler is real tho. they're on sale by the way. the outsourcing company in bombay apologises to y'all. the responsible agent has been disciplined and returned to the ticket sales desk for british rail which is also the hotline for the poison control centre in atlanta.
posted by your new agent, gupta who is wanting to be reminding you that it is now politically correctness to be calling it mumbai, we are no longer bombay.
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i hear one of those gloves came on the market recently, it's owner having no need for it any more.
sadly, the use of high power lasers on khukuri sighting systems has side effects apparent in the above photo, causing skin bleaching, erratic khukuri inflicted cosmetic surgery, gurning, hair straightening, moonwalking, and other symptoms of extreme michaeljacksonism.
i'll stick with optical sighting systems such as shown by b.c.molin, these have proven track records when used on aussie boomerangs.
this has been posted by kronckew's original agent - i hate british rail desk. please let me back.
this is gupta posting, kronckew's real agent. please be advised that kronckew's original agent has just been carried off in a straight jacket after his breakdown. we will of course be firing him immediately so we do not have to pay sick leave.
i am now returning to my bollywood desk where i fill in on evenings and weekends... please be having a nice day.
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you may want to buy the BMA approved anti-michaeljacksonism face mask specifically designed to compliment the sequinned glove when used in high powered laser systems.
most people find that an 18in open sight khukuri is more than adequate for zombie infestations, tho sterner measures may be required on occasion, in which case an RPK may be of more use. (the kalashnikov variety, not that silly remotely piloted khukuri one posted by kronckew's original agent, akash - i use a tulwar myself. - gupta)
most people find that an 18in open sight khukuri is more than adequate for zombie infestations, tho sterner measures may be required on occasion, in which case an RPK may be of more use. (the kalashnikov variety, not that silly remotely piloted khukuri one posted by kronckew's original agent, akash - i use a tulwar myself. - gupta)
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you cant use a class 3b or class 4 laser without eye protection. Your pic had nothing to do with lasers.
Mona Lisa shaved her unibrow (her khuk had a mirror finish) Jackson had a whole stage of zombies to deal with and George Washington chopped down cherry trees and redcoats with his khuk. I'm not sure about the other guys.
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in spite of the public statements to the contrary, michael bought the glove and goggles from the estate of uncle albert. he also bought the reflective mask in my photo at the same time. albert never mentioned that one to me tho, so i'm not sure if it was ever used in his laser experiments. michael was a practitioner of bando, and used a khukuri to cut the grass at neverland.
uncle albert (he's my relative uncle*) used a half silvered dui chirra khukuri in his famous repeat of the michaelson-morley measurement. uncle albert once told me he'd invented the laser in the early part of the last century, he had been given the glove and the protective goggles by abraham lincoln's daughter shortly before she died in 1938. because of the war, his discovery of the laser was ultra top secret. it was independently re-invented after the war.
abraham had found the glove and glasses hidden in a cellar wall in the white house where george washington had left them. they survived the burning of the white house by the british in the war of 1812. he had briefly considered issuing the union troops with khukuris but inertia in the war department did not permit. he was a fan of the chitlangi, having used one to build the log cabin he was born in.
george had recieved a 25in. kobra from cornwallis as is traditional during the surrender at yorktown, corney had heard he liked khukuris so he used his own kobra in lieu of a sword. george had received the goggles and glove from his childhood sweetheart lucy davinci as a going-away present when george had gone off to the french and indian wars. george had his favourite chiruwa angkhola along with him on that one and during the revolution, the one he'd used on the cherry tree. it was actually that khukuri that washington threw across the delaware river, not a silver dollar.
leonardo had recieved the goggles and glove from ET on his trip before last. ET of course was the inspiration for many of leonardo's inventions. recent facial studies have indicated the relative facial geometry (as used in facial recognition algorithms now) of mona lisa and leonardo match exactly. old leo had used his own facial measurements to sketch out ol' mona.
leonardo had invented the khukuri based on the greek kopis, and wandering monks from australia who had somehow gotten lost in italy admired them and left some in nepal on their way back to australia, where due to lack of satisfactory steel manufacturing skills, the form degenerated into the almost as useful wooden boomerang. of course, aboriginal tribesmen had been using the non-returning throwing stick for millennia, and thus adapted easily to this new technological breakthrough.
where ET got the glove from and why he left it here is a mystery. some say it was given in payment for the now famous portrait of ET by davinci shown in the montage above which is held in the private collection of a multi-billionaire IT geek in the state of washington.
who will be the next guardian of the glove?
there is some speculation all will revealed in the next harry potter novel.
*- he was nicknamed 'ein stein' because of his inability to drink more than one stein of beer at the hofbrau house.
albert's original ein stein
note the pirate khukuri hidden behind the pirate skull on the hat.
uncle albert (he's my relative uncle*) used a half silvered dui chirra khukuri in his famous repeat of the michaelson-morley measurement. uncle albert once told me he'd invented the laser in the early part of the last century, he had been given the glove and the protective goggles by abraham lincoln's daughter shortly before she died in 1938. because of the war, his discovery of the laser was ultra top secret. it was independently re-invented after the war.
abraham had found the glove and glasses hidden in a cellar wall in the white house where george washington had left them. they survived the burning of the white house by the british in the war of 1812. he had briefly considered issuing the union troops with khukuris but inertia in the war department did not permit. he was a fan of the chitlangi, having used one to build the log cabin he was born in.
george had recieved a 25in. kobra from cornwallis as is traditional during the surrender at yorktown, corney had heard he liked khukuris so he used his own kobra in lieu of a sword. george had received the goggles and glove from his childhood sweetheart lucy davinci as a going-away present when george had gone off to the french and indian wars. george had his favourite chiruwa angkhola along with him on that one and during the revolution, the one he'd used on the cherry tree. it was actually that khukuri that washington threw across the delaware river, not a silver dollar.
leonardo had recieved the goggles and glove from ET on his trip before last. ET of course was the inspiration for many of leonardo's inventions. recent facial studies have indicated the relative facial geometry (as used in facial recognition algorithms now) of mona lisa and leonardo match exactly. old leo had used his own facial measurements to sketch out ol' mona.
leonardo had invented the khukuri based on the greek kopis, and wandering monks from australia who had somehow gotten lost in italy admired them and left some in nepal on their way back to australia, where due to lack of satisfactory steel manufacturing skills, the form degenerated into the almost as useful wooden boomerang. of course, aboriginal tribesmen had been using the non-returning throwing stick for millennia, and thus adapted easily to this new technological breakthrough.
where ET got the glove from and why he left it here is a mystery. some say it was given in payment for the now famous portrait of ET by davinci shown in the montage above which is held in the private collection of a multi-billionaire IT geek in the state of washington.
who will be the next guardian of the glove?
there is some speculation all will revealed in the next harry potter novel.
*- he was nicknamed 'ein stein' because of his inability to drink more than one stein of beer at the hofbrau house.
albert's original ein stein
note the pirate khukuri hidden behind the pirate skull on the hat.
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Thank you all for a great start to my morning...:thumbup:
I shot coffee out my nose, then I spilled the cup trying to recover.
...I am now going to hunt squirrels with my khuk-erang.
That is all.
Mark
I shot coffee out my nose, then I spilled the cup trying to recover.
...I am now going to hunt squirrels with my khuk-erang.
That is all.
Mark
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ah, squirrels. one of my favourite meats. squirrel stew and corn bread, squirrel gravy over biscuits with fried peach pies. mmmm, good. i found out early that it's best to remove the two giant nuts from the rear section of male squirrels before cooking them. those that actually like squirrel balls may cook them separately. of course if you are using a traditional two hole shoots gun, it's more difficult as the khukuri can be trained to remove the balls on the way by while also decapitating the squirrel, saving the bother.
i did know a cajun by the name of tom hebert, he was an expert with the two-hole shoots-gun. each of his shells held 20 beebees, and he'd get really mad if he did not come back from a duck hunt with less than 20 ducks per shell*. he also trained them for squirrel, so they would clean, dress, and skin the little critters. he considered them a bit wastefull tho as he could only line up 3 or 4 squirrels per shot, so he did favour ducks. more meat per beebee.
*- y'all may recall the time i went duck hunting with tom, he was amazing, first shot 20 ducks, second shot 20 ducks. i could not manage more than 5 per shot myself. we fast filled up the pirogue, and tom took his last shot. i pointed out he only got 19 on that shot. he said, just wait. sure enuff, here come a duck madly a twisten and a turnin' followed by that last beebee - it hit the duck just over the pirogue and the duck fell in on top of the rest. it was a fine day for hunting.
tom was a frugal man, too. he'd recover all the beebees from his quarry, and reload his shells with them. he went to a lot of trouble training them beebees, so he didn't want to waste them.
p.s. - last i heard of ol' tom he was training them beebees to pluck the ducks before dropping them in the boat. wonder how he got on...
i did know a cajun by the name of tom hebert, he was an expert with the two-hole shoots-gun. each of his shells held 20 beebees, and he'd get really mad if he did not come back from a duck hunt with less than 20 ducks per shell*. he also trained them for squirrel, so they would clean, dress, and skin the little critters. he considered them a bit wastefull tho as he could only line up 3 or 4 squirrels per shot, so he did favour ducks. more meat per beebee.
*- y'all may recall the time i went duck hunting with tom, he was amazing, first shot 20 ducks, second shot 20 ducks. i could not manage more than 5 per shot myself. we fast filled up the pirogue, and tom took his last shot. i pointed out he only got 19 on that shot. he said, just wait. sure enuff, here come a duck madly a twisten and a turnin' followed by that last beebee - it hit the duck just over the pirogue and the duck fell in on top of the rest. it was a fine day for hunting.
tom was a frugal man, too. he'd recover all the beebees from his quarry, and reload his shells with them. he went to a lot of trouble training them beebees, so he didn't want to waste them.
p.s. - last i heard of ol' tom he was training them beebees to pluck the ducks before dropping them in the boat. wonder how he got on...
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Did your good agent get sick? This sounds an awful lot like the first guy.
Also michael carved a cho into his lawn mower blades at neverland
He then realized that when spun properly it carves a crop cirlcle like map that leads to the himalayin fountain of youth. Someone misheard, himalay'in fountains of youth and started bad rumors which were untrue. He raised this army of guys to go search from it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o Unfortunately he will not be able to complete it. Mysterious huh.
Also michael carved a cho into his lawn mower blades at neverland
He then realized that when spun properly it carves a crop cirlcle like map that leads to the himalayin fountain of youth. Someone misheard, himalay'in fountains of youth and started bad rumors which were untrue. He raised this army of guys to go search from it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o Unfortunately he will not be able to complete it. Mysterious huh.
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akash escaped from the insane asylum. at the moment he is at large, so any posts in this thread are suspect. gupta has been threatened and we have outsourced him for his own protection. the name of the current agent is thus gupta no matter who is posting for mr. kroncke.
this has been a public service announcement. please be on the lookout for this man. he is considered armed and dangerous. if seen do not approach, but report him to mumbai central police station. ask for inspector gupta.
please note that akash is an accomplished hacker and can also post as greenwoods, mpteach, b.c.molin, kismet, hebertt, wolf 1989, kukulza28, kismet, stomper6, tedwca, moff8, iBlade and others. he has been known to carry a khukuri with a laser sight and is to be considered armed and dangerous.
this has been a public service announcement. please be on the lookout for this man. he is considered armed and dangerous. if seen do not approach, but report him to mumbai central police station. ask for inspector gupta.
please note that akash is an accomplished hacker and can also post as greenwoods, mpteach, b.c.molin, kismet, hebertt, wolf 1989, kukulza28, kismet, stomper6, tedwca, moff8, iBlade and others. he has been known to carry a khukuri with a laser sight and is to be considered armed and dangerous.
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