Cho

That is the worst curry comment.

Speaking of which:

Currywurst is a German dish consisting of hot pork sausage (German: wurst) cut into slices and seasoned with curry sauce (regularly consisting of ketchup or tomato paste blended with curry) and generous amounts of curry powder, or a ready-made ketchup-based sauce seasoned with curry and other spices. Currywurst is often sold as a take-out/take-away food, Schnell-Imbisse, at diners or "greasy spoons," on children's menus in restaurants, or as a street food.

Usually served with French fries or bread rolls, it is particularly popular in the metropolitan areas of the Ruhr Area, Berlin, and Hamburg. Considerable variation both in the type of sausage used and the ingredients of the sauce occurs between these areas, and there are disputes over where currywurst was originally invented and which version is the best. Sometimes currywurst is sold in food booth with a machine that will slice and spice with sausage. It is also sold as a supermarket-shelf product to prepare at home.

For decades, currywurst has been by far Germany's most popular fast food, especially among working-class Germans. In recent years its popularity has suffered due to the competition of pizza and döner kebab. Nevertheless, it remains easily available almost everywhere and continues to be culturally iconic.

Currywurst seems to have been invented in the post-World War II West Germany, although the exact time and place of the event remain subject to controversy. According to the Berlin legend, currywurst sauce was invented by one Herta Heuwer (b. June 30, 1913, Königsberg, d. July 3, 1999 in Berlin) when, while waiting for customers at her sausage stall in Berlin's Charlottenburg district on the rainy day of September 4, 1949, she started to experiment with the ingredients out of sheer boredom. According to the Ruhr-area legend, the sauce was accidentally invented by a sausage stall owner in Essen, who dropped a can with curry powder into some ketchup. In his 1993 novella entitled Die Entdeckung der Currywurst ("The Discovery of the Currywurst"), the renowned author Uwe Timm dates it to 1947 and attributes it to a fictional character called Lena Brücker, who ran a stall in Hamburg.

Early in his career German pop singer Herbert Grönemeyer, raised in Bochum, devoted a song to currywurst with lyrics in the typical sociolect of the Ruhr area.





Kis
enjoy every currywurst
 
Weren't "party" favours banned for being too partisan? Or did they just get tired of seasoning up donkey and elephant meat?
 
YAAGGGHHH!!! Let's hope that these ammo dumps aren't anywhere near the junkyards where the kamis get their steel!
 
some might say that the first cho was actually a bullet strike from an equally untidy indian ammo storage facility in 1736, and his khukuri having saved the owners life by deflecting the bullet, the chole became a good luck charm in honour of the gods...
 
it is a tribute to the meticulously disciplined ranks of the Gurkha, that they were all aligned so perfectly
that the one bullet hit all them knives.

the bullet must have hit edge on, been deflected and cut in half, then

the closed 'heart' shaped cho in the gelbu was the splitting bullet that has not yet completely spread
after being cut in half by the first knife it hit,
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the normal open cho is the same bullet, slightly separated that has hit halfway across the edge.
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the closed kaudi style cho
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is the one in the series where the split bullet has separated enough to do two semicircular holes.

the last is the malla where one of the now mis-shaped bullet halves has made a deformed slash of a cho.
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there are of course variations along the line which have now fallen into traditional shapes
repeated by the descendants of the original bullet incident. the sheer unlikelihood of all this
occurring from one bullet enhanced it's religious significance even unto now.

it was shortly after the original incident, with his own blood dripping off his cho due to
having had to cut himself after unsheathing it to see what had been damaged by the bullet,
that a gurkha threw his knife away in disgust at the upcoming cleaning job, and noticed that it
improved the flight characteristics, was more accurate, and also neatly beheaded the goat
they had staked out for sacrifice which had been accidentally aligned with his view thru the
unexpected notch. he managed to catch it on the return and rescabbard it in one swell foop
and thus history was made.

the khukuri in all it's glory was born from the previous khukuri shaped
objects, previously called kopis for some forgotten reason, and that's why if it ain't got a cho, it's not a khukuri.
khukuri is old nepalese slang for "holy poo, where did that hole in my kopis come from".

his british officer, thinking he was calling the knife by it's new name, always
referred to it thereafter in his dispatches as 'khukuri', and his men thought he was
not worth the effort of correcting, so they went along with it.
 
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But what happens when your Cho has gone?

Surely this now Cho-less AK Bowie

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must, if blade emotions be known, be singing:

Don't Leave Me Cho:

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cho abuse, it's missing it's dangly bits! castration of the worst kind, how would you feel if some poor abused khukuri that had had that done to it decided to take a small detour when you were boomeranging it and removed your dangly bits....the gods do not take kindly to blasphemy.

join PETK today! People for the ethical treatment of knives. join a protest near you!

p.s. - you coulda made more of a hook out of the front bit of the cutout so you could at least open beer bottles with it.

cho me the way to go home

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cho abuse, it's missing it's dangly bits! ...the gods do not take kindly to blasphemy.

p.s. - you coulda made more of a hook out of the front bit of the cutout so you could at least open beer bottles with it.

Blasphemy Indeed! When I saw it here I had to look away in pain!:eek:

All I can think is The Cho Must Go On:

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