I would just use one of my normal EDC knives, (Currently an Emerson CQC-13, and a Hankins custom fixed blade) But....I'll probably scale down to my Tinker on Christmas day. It usually goes something like this:
Father:"Hey, there's a package that needs opening...lemme get my..."
RWS: "SNAP!" here ya' go, be careful, it's sharp!
Father: "Huh. shoulda known he'd have some kinda Rambo Bambo Ninja Death Knife....What kind is this one? What the hell do you use it for? "Man it sure is big!" How much you pay for it? Holy Sh!t! that's way more than I could afford for a damn knife! (says the man with a motorhome, airplane, snowmachine, cabin, two trucks, a car and four boats)
RWS: (at the appropriate intervals) It's a Lonewolf T-2 Harsey. I use it to cut things. It's nicely sized for my hands and the work I do. Well, I kinda think ya' get what ya' pay for. Huh...well...I guess we all have priorities.
Oh, and if the word "tactical" is mentioned, there's usually some dialogue about not seeing or needing any of that crazy crap while in Vietnam, Korea, or the Police Department.
As you can imagine, I like to save myself from such dialogue, therefore I tend to keep my normal stuff put away, and stick with ye ole humble Tinker. Unless conversation gets dull, then I drag a Khukuri or somethin' outta the truck...
