Chuck Norris Jokes

Grandsuave

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Thought some of you may appriciate this!:D


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This is kinda funny. Got to Google and type in 'find Chuck Norris" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
 
He borrowed my blades once and sunk them in this boulder!
 
Chuck Norris got laid before his dad! (delete if this inaproprite... :))

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in!

Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus!

I got a million but to lazy to type.... :p:thumbup:
 
Ya know how some people have Superman pajamas??
Well Superman has Chuck Noris pajamas.
 
Death once had a Near Chuck Norris Experience


If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 Dollars, he has more money than you.


Superman and the Flash once had a race to the moon. Chuck Norris won.


Never ask Chuck Norris for a three hole punch.

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Am I the only one :confused: What's with the recent Chuck Norris stuff...not just here :eek: I am so out of the loop :foot:
 
c4man said:
Am I the only one :confused: What's with the recent Chuck Norris stuff...not just here :eek: I am so out of the loop :foot:
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Don't know... guys a legend though for those of us old enough to remember him:


Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
 
foxyrick said:
Don't know... guys a legend though for those of us old enough to remember him:


Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
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I cut my teeth on "Bradock" :eek: Just curious about the recent activity, thought I might have missed something in the headlines.
 
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
 
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