Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris's Cat!

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theres no such thing as global warming, chuck norris got cold so he turned up the sun

chuck norris can bring a horse to water and make him drink

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the planet and punch himself in the back of the head
 
LOL. That whole "we use too much TP" thing she pulled last year must have stopped THOUSANDS of people from shaking her hand.
 
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he does not cry.

Behind Chucks beard is another fist.
 
Chuck Norris got hit by a train a few years ago; he was the only one not injured.
 
Among other things, Chuck Norris is also reportedly a very decent human being....This from a VERY good source.

That done...

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups...the earth moves away.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.....he waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
During a check-up, Chuck Norris's urine sample was misplaced....it's now being sold as an energy drink called "Whoop Ass".
 
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!

Every peice of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym!
 
Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
 
I think it would be a privaledge and honor to get your ass kicked by Chuck Norris.
 
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?

















Chuck Norris' shoe.
 
You know what sucks is the fact that Chuck lives in the town I went college and a bunch of my friends ran into him at various stores and restaraunts but I never did. Even after 6 years of school.
 
orrey45 said:
You know what sucks is the fact that Chuck lives in the town I went college and a bunch of my friends ran into him at various stores and restaraunts but I never did. Even after 6 years of school.
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People dont run into Chuck Norris... They get pulled in by his gravity.:D
 
Chuck Norris TP - Rough, tough and doesnt take shit off of anyone.

When Chuck Norris was born he came out feet first and gave the doctor a Roundhouse kick. Because nobody Delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
 
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