Clean jokes...

brownshoe said:
Your joke is special because there is no butt in the audience, the only one made lesser is God, but not really since God is made more human in your joke. Only lesser in the eyes of one who forgets Christ was human (he made water into wine and had doubts). Great joke!
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Jesus possessed two natures, Divine and human. His human nature was not subject to the imperfections we inherited from original sin (otherwise His sacrifice would have been pointless), so the joke does not make Him "more human" it makes him less than the perfect human He was. Christ did not doubt in the sense that a man would doubt due to uncertainty or wavering faith. As God He knew (and knows) all things.
 
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This is a joke thread. The joke is great.

I've used it a lot in the past few days and made sure to get their opinion on its "correctness." Everyone thinks its OK, even those of your faith.
 
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It’s been a little over 5 years since this was closed, and I remembered some good jokes I wanted to share with my kids and searched this thread to find some and I thought there’s a lot of new people on the forums that might enjoy reading some of them too. So I reopened it now and remind everyone to please keep it clean and respectful.

This is one of my favorites by Nate


G2
 
A woman and her son were walking along the shore when the son was suddenly pulled out into the water by a large wave.
Frantic the mother, not knowing how to swim, looked up to the sky and said “Please save my son!”
Just then the clouds parted and a large albatross flew down into the water and emerged with her son hanging tightly to the bird and the bird gently placed her son on the shore near her.
She looked down at her son and then towards the sky and said
“He had a hat”

😇
G2
 
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